Archive for December 21st, 2014

25 Messages From Your Bartender

Sunday, December 21st, 2014

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1. DON’T fail to have your money ready.
We’re waiting on you. Everyone else is waiting on us. Therefore, by the Transitive Property of Equality, everyone is waiting on you.

2. DON’t whistle. Just don’t.
You whistle at dogs, not people.

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Don’t Jump, Colleen!

Sunday, December 21st, 2014

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The Interview (2015) Trailer

Sunday, December 21st, 2014

Fuck You, Haircut Boy