Archive for December 10th, 2014

It Seems Some People …

Wednesday, December 10th, 2014

… were offended by my post about America’s Torture Report.

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Jingle Bell Cyst

Wednesday, December 10th, 2014
   "All you'll feel is a little prick."

“All you’ll feel is a little prick.”

My friend Christine, a beautiful dancer, developed an ovarian cyst one Christmas and had to go to the Emergency room.  She said she was  never treated as disrespectfully at any medical facility in her life. Chris believes men “examined”  her who might not even have been doctors! I put new lyrics to a traditional song to commemorate this memorable occasion.

(Sung loudly to the tune of ‘Jingle Bells’)

Got a cyst, got a cyst,
on my ovary.
Now my legs are wide apart,
in Emergency.

Everyone gets to look,
the Doctor let’s them see.
The nurse wants a little nook,
then the lab guy winks at me!

Here comes the lunchroom crew,
plus the guard guy from the door.
They want a better view,
and they start to clap for more.

Oh, got a cyst, got a cyst,
on my ovary.
Now my legs are wide apart,
in Emergency.

A guy feels up my breasts,
looking for lumps to treat.
He wants to run some tests,
but he walked in off the street!

They think that we’re all tarts
Doc’s wearing a big grin.
He’s pointing out my parts,
and Y-News is looking in!

(Chorus) Oh, got a cyst,
got a cyst, on my ovary.
Now my legs are spread apart,
in Emergency.

If you get a goddam cyst,
and the county pays your bills,
don’t think that you’ll be missed,
run like hell for the hills!

It all seems kind of shady;
they don’t really care for you.
They just want a pretty lady –
and her ‘womb with a view’.

(Chorus) Hey! got a cyst, got a cyst, on my ovary.

Now my legs are wide apart in Emergency.

‘Blazing Saddles’ (1974) Trailer

Wednesday, December 10th, 2014

Retro Art Satire

Wednesday, December 10th, 2014

aeb2038cb784ba7408319b45afd981ff_650x John Holkroft, and illustrator from the UK, uses his talent to make political and social statements.

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More:  http://news.distractify.com/pinar/john-holcroft-satirical-illustrations/