Archive for October 15th, 2014

Jesus Would Be So Proud

Wednesday, October 15th, 2014


One of Christianity’s holiest churches, built over the birthplace of Jesus Christ in Bethlehem, became the scene of an ugly fight recently between brawling, broom-wielding monks.

It happens almost every year.

The ancient Church of the Nativity is cleaned annually by three Christian denominations — Catholics, Armenians and Greek Orthodox.  Each group tidies up a section of the church and the brawling erupts when a monk from one faith starts sweeping outside of his assigned area.  Palestinian security forces – anticipating the melee – rushed in to break it up.

My favorite Biblical passage quotes Jesus as saying “Take the plank out of thine own eye.” Maybe he meant ‘broom.’

Watch it here:

So That’s How They Do It!

Wednesday, October 15th, 2014


The World’s First Computer-Printed Car

Wednesday, October 15th, 2014


(I don’t know why the pictures are out of focus – I didn’t take them.)


Where’s The Love?

Wednesday, October 15th, 2014


Flipping someone off:


Needs New Battery Every Time The World Ends

Wednesday, October 15th, 2014


Atomic clocks are the extremely precise time-recording machines that measure the micro milliseconds of the universe based on frequency of radiation. This year scientists invented a new type of atomic clock that measures “ytterbium atoms trapped in cages of light.” It’s 100 times more accurate than the old atomic clock which was precise only to one second in the life of the universe.

I’m sure people will still be late for everything.

Buy authentic atomic clocks (not this size) for $20 and up here: