Archive for October, 2014

Two Students Busted For Pot Possession!

Friday, October 31st, 2014


10/31/14NBC:10: “Two women are facing charges after a drug bust at Keuka College.

Deputies say a K9 unit searched a dorm room because it was believed students were smoking marijuana. Deputies say they found marijuana in the room along with drug paraphernalia.”

Well thank God for vigilant cops! They and their dogs (!) saved us from these viscious fiends!

Do you wonder why this menacing duo had to be taken down by deputies with your tax dollars?

How many days until the election?

Face It, It’s Halloween!

Friday, October 31st, 2014


Cop Killer Caught

Friday, October 31st, 2014


Hair’s To You

Friday, October 31st, 2014


Distractify Hairstyles:


‘Psycho’ (1960) Shower Scene

Friday, October 31st, 2014

Swallow Your Pride

Friday, October 31st, 2014


I think I’m supposed to start by warning people that sword-swallowing is VERY DANGEROUS and should not be attempted at home.  But if you’re dumb enough to slide a 2-foot piece of metal down your throat without lessons, I’d be much more likely to nominate you for the ‘culling of the herd’ human evolution solution. And good luck to you.

Yes – sword-swallowers really do it. No – I don’t know how.  But I found a  link here from the series: “How Stuff Works” website. There are pages of explanations and instructions including:

“The act of swallowing a sword is an interaction between two fundamentally dissimilar objects – a human being’s upper gastrointestinal (GI) tract and a sword. The upper GI tract is a series of connected, living organs. It includes the throat, or pharynx, the esophagus and the stomach. The GI tract is relatively soft, and it has several pronounced curves in its relaxed state. A sword, on the other hand, is inanimate and rigid.”

More here.

If you proudly learn how to swallow a sword, you may join this group:

Cattaco Doesn’t Like Her Halloween Costume

Thursday, October 30th, 2014


“Don’t you EVER tell anyone about this!”

You Mean He Can’t Help A Bud Make A Foul Shot?

Thursday, October 30th, 2014


MSNBC: “Pope Francis made a significant rhetorical break with Catholic tradition last week by declaring that the theories of evolution and the Big Bang are real, and remarking that God is not “a magician with a magic wand.”

“When we read about Creation in Genesis, we run the risk of imagining God was a magician, with a magic wand able to do everything. But that is not so,” the pope said at the Pontifical Academy of Sciences, during a plenary meeting dedicated to evolving concepts of nature.

“Evolution in nature is not inconsistent with the notion of creation.”

Traditional Catholics are PISSED!  They say this Pope has gone TOO FAR when it comes to acknowledging gays as human beings, changing womens’ roles in the Church, and now a plug for evolution.  In the past when people have suggested even small changes in the doctrine, old-time Catholics often told them: “go form your own Church!” (an unoriginal take off on “America-Love It or Leave It.”)

Bishop Guandino Malabucagonia called a hasty press conference to express his displeasure.  Unfortunately, since the Bishop only speaks Latin, no one understood a word he said.

Pope and Evolution:


‘Risky Business’ (1983) Trailer

Thursday, October 30th, 2014

Would You Drive With Her?

Thursday, October 30th, 2014


From ABC-13: “A Rochester, New York woman was arrested twice for DWI within the span of three hours. Police say Catherine Butler, 26,  was driving without her headlights on after leaving a Halloween party early Saturday. Police pulled her over not far from the police department and determined she was driving drunk. After her arrest, a friend came to pick her up.

Less than three hours later, police say they arrested Butler again for driving drunk. Police say her blood alcohol level was .11 percent the first time and .09 percent the second time. Both above the legal limit of .08 percent. This wasn’t the first time Butler was arrested for DWI. According to police, this was the fourth time Butler has been busted for driving drunk.”

More Katherine:

Would You Sleep With Her?


Kaci Hickox, the Maine nurse who’s refusing to be quarantined after being exposed to Ebola, spent the night with her boyfriend last night.  It would seem that if he felt safe enough to have intimate relations with her, the rest of us should feel unthreatened by casual contact as she walks around.  So Kaci, what did you guys do? – we want all the details – maybe videos?

More Kaci: