Archive for September 28th, 2014

I Went To School With This Girl

Sunday, September 28th, 2014
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Aphelia Bagadonutso

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God’s Dating Service

Sunday, September 28th, 2014


Don’t You Know God Has A Soul Mate Picked Out For You?

We already know He has your home’s floor covered (so to speak.)  You can find it at Christian Flooring – “Our Values Are Just Your Style.” See “Is Jesus On Your Floor?” here.

But what about you?  Single, lonely, tired of guys who think you owe them a box lunch just because they took you out for dinner?  Do you feel your heart is broken and your liver isn’t far behind from too many singles bars?  Wouldn’t you like to find a man who speaks in tongues rather than the ones who just want to wrestle yours?

Isn’t it time you turned the other cheek towards a man who’ll meet you for Church Sunday morning – instead of crawling over the sleeping slob in boxer shorts whose name you can’t even remember?

This is the right place, Mary Magdalene! You can meet the man whom the REAL MAN upstairs – wants to be your man.

ACT NOW AND WE’LL INCLUDE SOME CHRISTIAN PICK UP LINES like:

• “Wasn’t I kneeling in front of you last Sunday?”

• “Is that a cross in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?”

• “I’ll bet you could turn my water into wine!”  and many, many more.

Find God’s Match for You Today!

I Can Make It! (Splat)

Sunday, September 28th, 2014

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Overestimating one’s abilities:  https://www.google.com/

“Justice” Better Be “Guilty”

Sunday, September 28th, 2014

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A police officer was shot last night in Ferguson, Missouri, scene of the fatal Michael Brown shooting last month. The cop is expected to recover. It’s unlikely the incidents were related but any shooting adds to the volatility of that community. Before that, an off-duty police officer was injured in his personal car when three suspects fired into it.

Earlier this week, Ferguson Police Chief Tom Jackson issued a videotaped apology to Brown’s family and attempted to march with protesters. That effort led to a clash with activists and several arrests. Brown’s parents told The Associated Press they were unmoved by the apology.  His mother thought the Chief should be fired and his father said they would like to see the cop arrested.

A county grand jury is weighing whether to indict Ferguson officer Darren Wilson in Brown’s shooting.

“No justice; no peace!” has been the chant shouted by many protestors – mostly black – in the riots and demonstrations following Brown’s death.  But many of the protestors don’t want justice – they want revenge.  And if this police officer isn’t indicted and found guilty, there’s going to be more blood and riots in the streets of Ferguson.

There IS racism by police in a number of shootings – but it’s not so in every single one.  I personally don’t think it was in this case. I believe Brown assaulted the cop and maybe tried to grab for his gun. But my opinion doesn’t matter at all.  Nor should anyone elses’ except those directly involved in the American system of justice. I’ll accept whatever ruling with which it comes up.  I doubt if everyone else will.

More on Ferguson:  https://www.google.com/