Archive for September 19th, 2014

Non-Surgical Breast Lift

Friday, September 19th, 2014

pregnant tits

Non-surgical breast lift:  www.google.com/

Gay Rodeos? WTF?

Friday, September 19th, 2014

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https://www.google.com/?gws_rd=ssl#q=Gay+rodeos

Gay rodeo pictures:  https://www.google.com/

PETA doesn’t like rodeos. I don’t either.

PETA vs GR

Mr. Pirate, Where Are Your Buccaneers?

Friday, September 19th, 2014

 They’re on my buckin’ head!

Friday, September 19th is international ‘Talk Like a Pirate Day.”
For the best Pirate phrases, foreign translations, and pick-up lines, click:

https://www.google.com/?gws_rd=ssl#q=talk+like+a+pirate+day

(If the link has been taken over by Pirates, just do what they say.)

Come-Hither

Friday, September 19th, 2014

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This is a ‘come-hither look’ – a phrase first coined in America in the 1920’s. It’s an invitation to “connect” – usually sexually.  I vaguely remember it from my distant, distant past.

Overt flirting in our culture is going the way of the 8-track tape player.  Today a lot of flirting is electronic.  What we used to do to flirt would now be considered stalking.

Something I learned long ago: if you make a gentlemanly pass at a woman who isn’t interested, she’ll forgive you if you’re cool about it.  If she wants you to make a pass and you don’t – she’ll hate you the rest of her life.

In typical, straight sex, women are the decision makers – it’s their game and they own the field, the bat, and the balls.

Worst pick up lines ever:  www.google.com/