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Non-Surgical Breast Lift
Friday, September 19th, 2014Gay Rodeos? WTF?
Friday, September 19th, 2014https://www.google.com/?gws_rd=ssl#q=Gay+rodeos
Gay rodeo pictures: https://www.google.com/
PETA doesn’t like rodeos. I don’t either.
Mr. Pirate, Where Are Your Buccaneers?
Friday, September 19th, 2014They’re on my buckin’ head!
Friday, September 19th is international ‘Talk Like a Pirate Day.”
For the best Pirate phrases, foreign translations, and pick-up lines, click:
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(If the link has been taken over by Pirates, just do what they say.)
Come-Hither
Friday, September 19th, 2014This is a ‘come-hither look’ – a phrase first coined in America in the 1920’s. It’s an invitation to “connect” – usually sexually. I vaguely remember it from my distant, distant past.
Overt flirting in our culture is going the way of the 8-track tape player. Today a lot of flirting is electronic. What we used to do to flirt would now be considered stalking.
Something I learned long ago: if you make a gentlemanly pass at a woman who isn’t interested, she’ll forgive you if you’re cool about it. If she wants you to make a pass and you don’t – she’ll hate you the rest of her life.
In typical, straight sex, women are the decision makers – it’s their game and they own the field, the bat, and the balls.
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