Archive for September 14th, 2014

What Do Women Really Want?

Sunday, September 14th, 2014

ssssh

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Preferably Dead

Sunday, September 14th, 2014

wanted dead or alive

US bombing strikes on ISIS will not destroy the vermin.  America is counting on the Iraqi army, the anti-Assad Syrians, the Kurds, and other Mideast fighting forces to destroy this enemy. As a matter of fact, these are the same armies ISIS ran over to grab their millions of miles of desert.  Why do we think it will work out any better this time around?

It’s time for many new and different ideas. One I haven’t heard yet is bounties. Let’s pay the Mideast fighters who bag these murderers $1000.00 per head.  That seems about right.  The details will have to be worked out but we should capitalize on America’s greatest strength: $money.  Of course our new allies like Saudi Arabia and Jordan also have deep pockets and they should contribute to the effort.

Once a few thousand ISIS lunatics have been killed and paid for in immediate cash, troop morale will skyrocket!  And if the murderers kill themselves, we should send $1000.00 to each of their families.

Remember, ISIS is not made up of Muslims – it’s a deadly virus only a few stages up from the ebola strain. They take pride in viciously killing women and children ‘infidels.’  Let’s see how much they laugh when we bury each of them in bacon fat.

Armies against ISIS: www.google.com/

The Adventures Of Superman (1950’s)

Sunday, September 14th, 2014

Painting With Body Parts

Sunday, September 14th, 2014

painted boobs

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Valentino: The Man In The Swoon

Sunday, September 14th, 2014

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Valentino: www.google.com/

Be Prepared Not To Be Scared

Sunday, September 14th, 2014

  college

If I were sending a daughter to college, we would have a looong talk about her personal responsibility when it comes to safety.  Yes, I know about “blaming the victim” in these situations but frankly, I’d prefer her not to become a victim in the first place. And I know she could avoid most rapes and assaults by simply using her mind to prepare herself against them.

undercover nails

First, we’d both laugh at the stupid stuff that’s being promoted. ‘Undercover nails’ where the woman dunks her fingers into a drink to see if it’s drugged is valuable only to the people who’ve designed and manufactured it. There are many better ways to be safe. The first of course is being smart. If you go to a beach party where there’s a crowd of guys, two kegs, and only two other women – it’s time to go home. No one will bring you?  Use your cell phone to call a cab.

Cool, bottle opener

Cool, bottle opener

If you insist on drinking beer, you only drink bottled beer – out of the bottle – which you open yourself with your own opener. And so you’re not thought of as a pain in the ass, bring your own six-pack and just keep two for yourself.

Of course you should always carry a personal alarm.  I’m amazed at these things! They’re often the size of a pen, emit loud, LOUD! noise, and can only be turned off with a 3-digit combination. You pull the cord at the first feeling of trouble.

alarm

Personal Alarm

I know it’s awful to talk about these things.  The only thing worse is talking about them after something has happened and discuss what you could have done.

Rape and Assault in colleges:  www.google.com/