Archive for September 9th, 2014

If I Move To Mexico I Won’t Learn Spanish

Tuesday, September 9th, 2014


Nope. I’m only going to socialize with my friends who speak English.  I’ll only watch television on English channels.  There had better be newspapers and periodicals in my native tongue or I won’t buy them.  Every time I call a company or a government office, I want to ‘Press 1 for English.’ All my mail had better include English or I won’t read it.  Doctors, hospitals, police?  I want English translators around or I can’t follow directions.  I want English on street signs, pharmacy bottles, over-the-counter medications, and in schools.

On the Fourth of July and Flag Day, I’m going to proudly wave Old Glory.  In fact, I’m going to have a few American flag bumper stickers on my car and always demand my rights in English.

Sounds arrogant, doesn’t it?  But we do this every day in America for Hispanic people. 

I believe every citizen of this country MUST know English.  (We’ll make an exception for inner-US-city kids because they’re already here.) 

I believe in a very welcoming policy on citizenship in America.  But one of the few requirements should be an ability to speak English.

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The Best Way To Shave

Tuesday, September 9th, 2014


Men hate to shave – I hate to shave. It’s the same face, same face, same face every day. Pulling gloopy stuff off your own image, ugh.  Some nitwits even buy razors with 6-blades!

After a half-century of the same dull routine, I had an idea that changed my life.  You can use it too!  Here goes:

1. Wash your face and leave the soap on.

2. Put the shaving cream or foam over that.

3. Wait a minute or two by brushing your teeth.

4. Wash off the lather with warm water.  And

5. Shave your bare face with a new disposable blade.

You’re welcome in advance.
Lesser methods:

Worst Cities For Traffic

Tuesday, September 9th, 2014


Mother Gives ‘Abortion Pill’ – Gets Prison

Tuesday, September 9th, 2014


This from the same people who’ve blocked sex education in schools and the easy availability of birth control aids.  These are the same people who believe women should have freedom of choice:  kitchen, bedroom, or both? Is this what we want?

From Reuters: “A Pennsylvania woman has been sentenced to up to 18 months in prison for obtaining so-called abortion pills online and providing them to her teenage daughter to end her pregnancy.

Jennifer Ann Whalen, 39, of Washingtonville, a single mother who works as a nursing home aide, pleaded guilty in August to obtaining the miscarriage-inducing pills from an online site in Europe for her daughter, 16, who did not want to have the child.

Whalen was sentenced on Friday by Montour County Court of Common Pleas Judge Gary Norton to serve 12 months to 18 months in prison for violating a state law that requires abortions to be performed by physicians.

She was also fined $1,000 and ordered to perform 40 hours of community service after her release. The felony offense called for up to seven years in prison and a $15,000 fine.”  Read more: