Archive for September 2nd, 2014

ISIS Is Cutting Its Own Throat

Tuesday, September 2nd, 2014


ISIS has beheaded another American.  One more ball-less, masked stooge waved his short kitchen knife and murdered a journalist who probably never shot anything more than a camera.  It must make the little savages feel more masculine as they listen to insane voices from the sky telling them killing innocent people is acceptable.

A few months ago, most Americans had had enough of the Mideast. They didn’t care about our air strikes but they shook their heads at ground forces.  I’m not so sure tonight. ISIS is quickly changing our minds   In fact, I’m sure we could find a significant minority who would nuke the sons-of-bitches who practice this religious genocide. Fortunately, that’s not going to happen – but we should consider every other US response including drones, smart bombs, CIA black-ops, embargos, strong Muslim allies, and anything else at our disposal.

Religious fanatics aren’t playing by the rules of a human world. Their ultimate goal is not a Koran-land caliphate – it’s MARTYRDOM for some holy horseshit in which only they believe. Let’s help them achieve that objective as quickly as possible.

Muslims condemn ISIS:

I Saw That Picture Of You On Apple iCloud

Tuesday, September 2nd, 2014


Apple iCloud scandal:

Any Sooner And It Would’ve Been A 3-Some

Tuesday, September 2nd, 2014



FIRST RESPONSE® Early Result Pregnancy Test can now tell a girl if she’s pregnant 6-days before her period. This is one day sooner than any other home pregnancy testing device.  Of course the couple should have abstained from intercourse, used birth control, or Plan B BEFORE there was a chance for an unwanted pregnancy – but some people are stupid, ignorant, or in denial.  These are exactly the people who should NOT have children.

Each kit should contain 2-free guest tickets for the Maury Povitch Show.

Most Annoying Music Video Of All Time

Tuesday, September 2nd, 2014


Learn about the C and T Divorce this year after 39-years of marriage!  Love couldn’t keep them together: