Archive for September 1st, 2014

Alien Nation

Monday, September 1st, 2014


Remember that game we used to play as kids looking at each others’ face upside down?  It was better in college on acid but even as kids we knew it was fun.  Now someone has linked this weirdness to space aliens.  Distractify, an excellent web site, shows you how:


Best Breast Quotes

Monday, September 1st, 2014



(There must be deep significance in the woman on the right holding a cup and Missy saying the word .)

Best Breast quotes (not all of low consciousness):

Don’t Be A Shark’s Lunch

Monday, September 1st, 2014


What to do if a shark attacks

Are You A Junkie?

Monday, September 1st, 2014


Are you reading this with a cup of coffee within easy reach?  JUNKIE!

What’s the first thing a diner waitress says when she sees you?

“Coffee? Right away!”

And you’d better get it ‘right away’, Sugar Lips, because you’ve got a caffeine junkie who is now hurtling through drug withdrawal and trying hard not to snatch up the butter knife and stab the annoying people seated next to him.  Withdrawal symptoms started about 26-hours after your last cup of the legal drug.

As soon as you score your fix, you tear up little packets of white powder plus containers of liquid poison, and quickly mix up the nearly boiling-brew – before pouring it over one of the most sensitive parts of your body. Ouch! It hurts so good – like the needle prick announcement of anticipated joy when a junkie pushes a needle into her vein.  Coffee is America’s Drug of Choice – BY FAR! 50-million caffeine addicts drink an average of 4-cups per day.

I don’t drink coffee but I certainly don’t care what you do.

However, I would care very much if you’re one of those flaming, “respectable” hypocrites who thinks you’re better than the millions of Americans rotting in jail cells because they loved a drug which is different than yours. Your drug is legal and inexpensive. Their drugs are illegal – making them very expensive.

Still, probably we’re all just junkies in the grand scheme of the universe – and it doesn’t need you to judge what’s right or wrong.

Coffee Quotes: