Archive for August 1st, 2014

Faster By Cab

Friday, August 1st, 2014


Warning: Boy Babies Have Penises

Friday, August 1st, 2014


 I always said America is a land of Puritans, prigs, and prudes. 

It was started by a crew of religious nuts who no one else wanted in their country.  Any nation that explodes over Janet Jackson’s nipple peep and remains silent as drones murder innocent people in its name can’t be considered sane.

It’s happening again.  ‘Toys “R” Us’ introduced the ‘You & Me Mommy Change My Diaper Doll’ – a doll made anatomically correct for a male baby and social media went virally nuts.

“Not appropriate for children.”
“Should have more obvious warning labels.”
“Unnecessary for kids.”
“..sexualizing our children.”

Since America equates nudity with sex (a very strange concept to the rest of the world) our own bodies have become vessels of shame for the brainwashed.  As an old-time nudist, I can tell you nudist camps are about as sexy as rows of aquariums. They’re dedicated to living free under the sun, tanning, and total body acceptance.  I saw my first masectomy survivor getting a tan and numerous old people over the years. And, as people have said about me, “it’s no big thing.”


With 3 You Get An Eggroll

Friday, August 1st, 2014

cig pack

New York’s astronomical taxes on cigarettes and attempts to make Indian reservations pay sales tax is having a strange effect on the market. A pack of legal, name-brand smokes in our state costs about $10.  That’s roughly $4 for the product plus $6 in various taxes.

Supposedly this is to force you to quit smoking but New York State really doesn’t care about your health – they just want added tax revenue.  And now the state is trying to discourage tax-free, cigarette sales on Indian reservations where the average price is a few bucks less per pack.

So what can poor smokers do?  More and more of them are buying cigarettes – like Marlboro and Newport – from street vendors for about $5 a pack.  On a recent 10-minute walk down a main Rochester street, I was approached by TWO furtive vendors whispering “Newports? Marlboro?” I don’t smoke cigarettes but I asked one if he had any weed (pot)?  He gave me a disgusted look and quickly walked away.  Obviously I was lower on the low-life scale than he.

These street cigarettes used to be smuggled by the truck full into New York from legitimate tobacco warehouses in the South.  But today, with increased demand because of the ridiculous taxes, there are now huge shipments of COUNTERFEIT cigarettes coming from China!  They look just like the real thing.  Taste?  Who knows?  And if an extra yak hair or two is in the mix, what’s the FDA going to say anyway?

How can you tell if you get counterfeit smokes?  Well if there’s a small fortune cookie in the bottom of the pack, chances are the R.J. Reynolds company didn’t make it.