Archive for August, 2014

Love Is Just Around The Corner

Sunday, August 31st, 2014


A number of  unattractive women hang around a corner 2-blocks, from our building.  I shot this from my terrace. I shouldn’t just assume they’re streetwalkers.  Maybe they’re wealthy ladies humming “Someday My Prince Will Come” – waiting for charming men. 

Falling In Sex:

Down On Veggie Chips

Sunday, August 31st, 2014

down on

Veggie potato chips:

Porn’s Silliest Titles

Sunday, August 31st, 2014


Most Ridiculous Porn Movie Titles:


Muslims Condemn ISIS

Sunday, August 31st, 2014

i9nsult islam

Right-Wingnuts Want You To Believe They’re The Same Thing

Muslims Condemn ISIS:

‘The Jerk’ (1979) Trailer

Saturday, August 30th, 2014

‘Caddyshack’ (1980) Trailer

Saturday, August 30th, 2014

Just for Brad

You Fill In The Blank

Saturday, August 30th, 2014



How To Be Creative:

Fresh Out Of The Can

Saturday, August 30th, 2014

Like Sardines in a Can I know you know why so many sardines are squished into a flat can: the fish are cheaper than the oil used to pack them. You knew that, right? Of course – but what kind of fish are sardines? Are there schools of sardines swimming around the oceans – especially in the Mediterranean next to Sardinia where they got their name?

Well, yes and no. You see, lots of fish can be sardines. There’s really no official species that qualifies – until it gets close to the can. Sardines can be herrings, round herrings, pilchards, sprats and many other kinds of fish. The only defining characteristic of sardines is size -they must be under 4-inches. That’s it.

I hate it when things are defined only by size.

 Sardine art:

Norway, Rogaland, Stavanger, Norwegian Canning Museum, old sardine tins in exposition.

DJ – 1980′s

Friday, August 29th, 2014

I used to shoot portraits as a hobby.  DJ was one of my favorite models.

Best way to shoot a portrait:

1. Find a model like DJ


Romantic Pornography

Friday, August 29th, 2014

Most women like some sort of porn. It’s not necessarily images from magazines nor on the internet or found in adult shops. It’s rarely anything like mens porn.  Womens porn is softer, more subtle, and yes – sorry guys – often romantic.  Rarely does it have animals or extras or dildoes or ropes and chains.

The site is not scientific nor surprising but it’s a good reminder for men that their fantasies may best be left in their heads.