Archive for June 16th, 2014

Ralph’s Mother-In-Law Is A BLABBERMOUTH

Monday, June 16th, 2014

Do You Find This Image Pleasing?

Monday, June 16th, 2014

Psychologists have a name for you.

Now Something for EVERYBODY

Monday, June 16th, 2014
SEARS, 1990’s

All Christians Don’t Handle Snakes

Monday, June 16th, 2014

“Behold, I give unto you power to tread on serpents and scorpions, and over all the power of the enemy: and nothing shall by any means hurt you.” (Luke 10:19)

Yah well, thanks Uncle Luke – but I’d rather remember (Parentheses 007:69) “Don’t be a friggin’ idiot.  Leave thy damn snakes on the ground.”

There ARE some religious, Bible-quoting Christian Snake Handlers – but they’re hardly representative of billions of Christians.  Just like a few “Allah-Is-Great!” screaming, terrorist animals are NOT representative of billions of Muslims.  But gross generalization goes on and inflames ignorant, paranoid people.

There are 1.6 Billion Muslims in the world – almost a quarter of the world’s population.  85% are Sunni Muslims, 15% are Shite, and about .0000000001% of 1% are violent nuts.  Most Muslims are in the Asia-Pacific region. (Wikipedia)
Now, back to this snake business. God told ME not to listen to nuts – and keep away from burning bushes which talked  – and all snakes in general.

Here’s the offical website of the Holiness Snake Handlers: