Archive for June 8th, 2014

Hillary Clinton’s Bust

Sunday, June 8th, 2014

How did Hilly become Secretary of State?

Steve Coburn Is A Horse’s Ass

Sunday, June 8th, 2014

California Chrome lost the Triple Crown yesterday. That disappointed a lot of people who thought they’d see some big deal, “historical” horse event that hasn’t happened since Affirmed swept the three races in 1978.  Oh well. I hope it’s the worst thing that happens to them this year.

CC’s owner,  Steve Coburn, won the “Biggest Whiner’s” contest when he called the winning horse’s owners “cowards” because they skipped the other two races and let their horses rest.  “Chrome” ran all three races in 5-weeks and was a little tired.

Coburn said, “That would be like me at 6’ 2” playing basketball against a kid in a wheelchair. If something isn’t done, I will never see a Triple Crown winner again – I’m 61 years old.”

Yikes, guy – get a grip!  I think a demonstration of good sportsmanship is more important than you living long enough to see another Triple Crown.  Do I care if your nag ever wins another race?  Naaaay.

When Michael Jackson Was Cute On Ed Sullivan

Sunday, June 8th, 2014

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The Oldest Joke In The World

Sunday, June 8th, 2014

Have you ever heard, “Oh – that’s the oldest joke in the world”? Recently when I heard it, I wondered what was the oldest joke in the world?  It wasn’t too hard to find and your Uncle Freddy didn’t say it for the first time at that drunken family reunion in the ‘60’s.

Researchers pretty much agree that the first recorded joke came from Suma in what is now southern Iraq around 1900 BC.  And, as Howard Stern could have told you, it was a one-liner about farts.  Ready for the translation?

“Something which has never occurred since time immemorial; a young woman who did not fart in her husband’s lap,”

Now you may hold your nose and not think that a knee-slapper, but do you know any jokes that have lasted 4000-years?

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