Archive for April, 2014

Long Before We Knew The Gifts She Gave

Monday, April 28th, 2014

Images of Beauty: /www.google.com/

Just Before She Trips

Monday, April 28th, 2014

Dish Bliss

Monday, April 28th, 2014

Military Masturbation

Monday, April 28th, 2014


The Navy has reassigned a former commander of the Blue Angels and is investigating allegations that the elite team of pilots was a hotbed of hazing, sexual harassment and other forms of discrimination. Of course, no one is questioning the more severe crime of this flying circus: how much it costs the American taxpayer.

When the Navy Blue Angels roar into town, I really don’t care about the noise, the pollution, the military-industrial worship, the danger, scaring Wednesday the Cat, nor the jingoistic chest-thumping.  I’m just pissed about the money spent for this sideshow.  The total FUEL cost for 2 years is $99,301,200.  Of course this does not include the planes which I doubt companies throw in for free.

And Congress is talking about further cuts to the budgets of NPR and PBS?  Before you get a little sick, just remember the whole military circus ALSO includes the Air force Thunderbirds, the Golden Knights of the Army, and all sorts of marching bands and choruses.

My “circus” reference is from Roman times when corrupt Roman rulers distracted the people with  “bread and circuses” – as they robbed them blind.

Read more about the Blue Angels here:  /www.google.com/

Landing Strips Aren’t Just For Planes Anymore

Sunday, April 27th, 2014

http://lovelandingstrips.tumblr.com/

In Tents Isn’t Just For Camping Anymore

Sunday, April 27th, 2014

K-Y INTENSE is an arousal gel that heightens female sensitivity and satisfaction.  75% of women in a consumer survey said, “it makes sex more satisfying.”

The gel is easy to use and, as the ads say, “arousal is at your fingertips – or his.” During foreplay, a drop is placed on the clitoris and what follows is  heightened sensitivity, increased pleasure, and a more intense climax.  There are about 20 applications in a tube which works out to be about a buck a squirt.

Earlier in the week I went to lunch with two women and asked them about it.  The consensus seemed to be: “give me the $20 bucks, do more chores around the house so I won’t be so tired at night, and have someone explain ‘foreplay’ to you.”

(BTW- is it just me or is the box above a symbolic display of female genitalia?)

Intense Coupons: /www.google.com/

Why Russian Movies Can’t Beat Hollywood

Sunday, April 27th, 2014

(Yawn………..)

Laurel & Hardy Dance To Santana

Sunday, April 27th, 2014

Thanks KQT and NL

Cat Herding Commercial

Saturday, April 26th, 2014

Guaranteed Ear Worm

Saturday, April 26th, 2014

What’s an earworm?  See: www.presentationsunplugged.com