Archive for April 13th, 2014

But Her Parents Named Her Tubbea

Sunday, April 13th, 2014

Who Voted For These Dolts Anyway?

Sunday, April 13th, 2014

GALLUP:  Americans’ approval of Congress is 13% in April, inching down from 15% in March, and currently standing only four percentage points higher than the all-time low of 9% in November 2013. Congress’ job approval rating has ranged between 12% and 15% since December.  That means they’re pretty much down to family and friends.

America is set to take a flying leap off the financial cliff with never-ending wars, higher taxes, more laws, and fewer benefits.   In addition to Obama (who’s hopeless) the country blames Congressional nitwits who couldn’t agree on a picnic menu much less the direction of this nation.

Who voted for these dolts anyway?

You did, American voter. The dumb-a-thon in which we now find ourselves is the fruit of your bowels.  For the last 20-years, you’ve re-elected clueless, crooked incumbents an astounding 95% of the time!

Americans are too dumb to see that Republican and Democratic incumbents are pretty much different sides of the same horseshit. We have some of the worst political hacks money can buy.  And, of course, we’re too brainwashed and ball-less to vote for third party candidates who might actually change things.

Glad You Could Come, Lindsay, But . . .

Sunday, April 13th, 2014

“Everything before the ‘but’ is always bullshit.”

Fred & Ginger

Sunday, April 13th, 2014