Archive for April 9th, 2014

And Monica Wept

Wednesday, April 9th, 2014

Ron Paul pointing the wrong way.

In early February, Senator Rand Paul (R-Kentucky) accused Democrats of “hypocrisy” for claiming to support womens’ rights while knowing Bill Clinton’s behavior towards Monica Lewinsky  was “predatory.”

Say what? Monica Lewinsky exploited? Sixteen YEARS ago? Yikes!  Of course Paul was just trying to schmooze Republican conservatives with Christian family values.  God knows what he’ll say about a few family value guys who’ve been sinning in the last few WEEKS!

Congressman Vance McAllister, a Republican businessman, was elected to the House of Representatives in November after campaigning on a ticket of Christian family values.  He was just caught on tape kissing a staff member who is also married.  McCallister has five kids. The staff  kisser resigned.

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Ex-Florida Megachurch pastor Bob Coy had to resign from the church he started because of mega-sinning.  He has three children.

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Go ahead, Rand, start ‘splainin’.

Very Awkward

Wednesday, April 9th, 2014


Twang Ain’t Orange Juice

Wednesday, April 9th, 2014

What is it about Country & Western Songs? A friend sent over this list and if some of these aren’t real songs, they darn well should be.

“I Hate Every Bone In Her Body But Mine”

“Never Gone To Bed With an Ugly Woman But I Woke Up With a Few”

“Wouldn’t Take Her To A Dogfight ‘Cause I’m Scared She’d Win”

“I’m So Miserable Without You It’s Like You’re Still Here”

“My Wife Ran Off With My Best Friend And I Miss Him”

“She Took My Ring and Gave Me the Finger”

“It’s Hard To Kiss The Lips At Night That Chewed My Ass Out All Day”

“Get Your Tongue Out of My Mouth ‘Cuz I’m Kissing You Goodbye”

“I Went to Bed at 2 With a 10 and Woke up at 10 With a 2”

“Drop Kick Me Jesus Through the Goalposts of Life”

How Can We Miss You If You Won’t Go?

Wednesday, April 9th, 2014

You’re So Vain…

Wednesday, April 9th, 2014

I don’t care much for superficial celebrities. The only hero I’ve respected in the last 40-years is Dr. Albert Ellis.  Ellis was one of the three most famous psychologists in the world – Freud, and Jung were the other two.  In the ‘50’s, Ellis pioneered a new school of psychology he named Rational Emotive Therapy.

RET doesn’t deal much with the past – it focuses on what you’re doing TODAY to screw up your life. I once heard a tape of Ellis and a patient.  The part I remember most was him yelling  “I don’t care about your fucking mother! I wouldn’t care if she breast-fed you through a straw!  She’s been dead for 30-years and you’re trying to blame her for your screwed-up life? C’mon!”

Reality, common sense, and acting like an adult were big with Dr. Ellis.  Read more here: