Archive for March 24th, 2014

You Looking At Me, Leonardo?

Monday, March 24th, 2014

The Token Has Spoken

Monday, March 24th, 2014

"I have chosen not to decide - yet."

Hillary “Benghazi” Clinton must be the only woman in America who doesn’t know if she’s running for President in 2016.

“If you don’t represent women in politics in America as a future president, who will?” whined a female University of California, Berkeley student.  Clinton said she appreciated the sentiment but was still deciding.  Oh pul-eeze.

Except for the fact she’s a woman, why would 4 out of 5 Democrats say they favor her as a candidate?  Don’t they realize she’s just one more clunker in the Bush-Cheney-McCain-Obama line of American interventionist politicians?  The only thing that makes her different is blonder hair and a harder ass when it comes time to flex our military muscle in the world.

She’s favored our attacks on Libya, Yemen, and Iraq and supports our occupation of Afghanistan.  Hasn’t America had enough of this shit?

“Ooooooh she’s a woman!”

So what?  “Tokenism” should go out with Obama.  There are plenty of Black people who are disappointed in him.  These mints are one sweet example.

Nah, You Can Stay

Monday, March 24th, 2014

Taste That Beats The Others Warm

Monday, March 24th, 2014

India is the world’s largest democracy. Indians don’t eat what Westerners eat (beef) – and we don’t drink what some Indians drink: a soft drink made from cow urine. Cows are sacred and honored in India even, apparently, their liquid waste fluids.

This bovine brew is being developed by the Cow Protection Department of the RSS, India’s largest and oldest Hindu nationalist group. (See what happens when unions get out of control?) Hindus have been pushing the health benefits of drinking Bossie’s “other wet drink” for thousands of years.

Om Prakash, the head of CPD, said the drink – called “gau jal,” or “cow water” – in Sanskrit – “won’t smell like urine and will be tasty too. It will not be carbonated and it will be devoid of any toxins.” Right.

Now, I’m no expert on cow piss but I would guess the whole thing is pretty toxic and if you take out the toxins, really – what’s the point? Well, of course, there’s another point – Hindus believe their country is going to hell because of Western cultural influences best symbolized by Coca Cola. And gau jal just might be what the yogi ordered to stem the flow (so to speak).

I think the whole thing is udderly ridiculous – but what a pisser! And if you want to try it?  Urine good company.


Monday, March 24th, 2014

Kingpins Bowling

Monday, March 24th, 2014

Unfortunately they had more strikes on people than on alleys.