Archive for March 20th, 2014

From An Expert:

Thursday, March 20th, 2014

“You know
a long time ago being crazy meant something.
Nowadays everybody’s crazy.”

Charlie Manson

No Good Military Options in Ukraine

Thursday, March 20th, 2014

What does the US do if Putin becomes even more of an asshole in his land grab? It’s a tough question and I don’t have an answer.  We can apply enough economic sanctions to virtually cripple Russia but then what would he do?  No one wants to go back to the bomb shelter cold war days.  These are difficult times and Putin’s “vision” for Russia is the cause.

Stealing The Grand Piano Was A Real Bitch

Thursday, March 20th, 2014

On a routine traffic check in a small town near here, a New York State Trooper saw a large tuba sitting in the back seat of a stopped car. When questioned, Danielle Conner-Willowglade, 31, said she was a music teacher and was bringing the tuba into Rochester.  Both statements were true.

Later she had to admit the tuba was only one of the 50-instruments she had stolen from her school to sell to pawn shops for her heroin habit.

Methadone is the usual “treatment” to replace heroin and other opiates.  It is inexpensive and legally distributed through government-funded drug addiction programs.  It is also addictive.

We should not forget that much of the heroin in this country (and the world) comes from our efforts in Afghanistan.  Read more here.

Voted #1 Puffy in Eastern Europe

Thursday, March 20th, 2014

Her Left Nipple took Second Place

More puffies here.

Why Men Can’t Write Advice Columns

Thursday, March 20th, 2014

Dear Walter:

I hope you can help me. Yesterday, I drove off for work leaving my husband in the house watching TV as usual. Within 2-miles, the engine died and I walked back home to get his help.

Once home, I couldn’t believe my eyes! My husband was in bed with our neighbors’ daughter! I’m 42, my husband is 48 and we’ve been married over 20-years. Our neighbors’ daughter is only 19!

When I confronted him, he broke down and admitted they’d been having an affair for the last six months! I told him to stop or I’d leave him. I love him very much, but since I gave him the ultimatum he’s become even more distant. I’m afraid I can’t live without him and I’m DESPERATE. Could you PLEASE help?!


Sheila M.

Dear Sheila M.:

Start by checking that there’s no debris in the fuel line. If it’s clear, check the vacuum pipes and hoses on the intake manifold and also check all grounding wires. If none of this solves the problem, it could be a faulty fuel pump causing low delivery pressure to the injectors.

I hope this helps,