Archive for March, 2014

“Jesus Dropped The Charges”

Monday, March 31st, 2014


Cobb, The Greatest Baseball Player Of All Time

Monday, March 31st, 2014

I don’t like baseball.  I love this movie.

I Don’t Understand …

Monday, March 31st, 2014

Who is she?  What does she do?


Today Is Vince Van Gogh’s Birthday

Monday, March 31st, 2014

And Guess Where He Wanted To Go?

Read about the Dutch post-Impressionist painter here:

“Let’s Crawl Like The Kid”

Monday, March 31st, 2014

Hilly “Benghazi” President?

Monday, March 31st, 2014

Her Politics Suck Too

Monday, March 31st, 2014

Now nobody wants Nazi-Porn Star Ina Groll. Ms. Groll, 28, was a spokeswoman for the National Democratic Party of Germany – a racist, Neo-Nazi, political group.  A few of the boys went to see her latest release, ‘Kitty Discovers Sperm,’ and were shocked to see her on screen having sex with a black man!  They immediately fired her ass along with the rest of her exposed body parts and said she was a “disgrace to her race.”

As soon as her terminated face appeared in the media, Germany’s large porn industry unanimously decided to boycott her for her political views. One industry leader said,  “She certainly has no chance of filming any more porn movies after her Nazi links were revealed. I personally advised the producers to keep her as far away as possible;  people like her need to be ignored by everyone.”

With few career choices left to her, Ms. Groll might consider a new position in human trafficking or lampshade manufacturing.

Read more here.

My Favorite Scene in “Young Frankenstein”

Sunday, March 30th, 2014

Willard Scott – The 1st Ronald McDonald

Sunday, March 30th, 2014

Willard Scott, weatherperson and centurion-celebrator for NBC’s TODAY show, was the first Ronald in 1963.  Here’s his first doofy commercial for the company.

I have my own Ronald McDonald story here.

“Nobody Watches Ronald Pee”

Katy Perry’s Cupcakes Now In Liners

Sunday, March 30th, 2014

The Best of the Breasts of Katy Perry:

Katy Perry’s breasts have their own zip code: 38000!