Archive for January, 2014

Flower Cuttings by Morticia

Tuesday, January 28th, 2014

PinocchiObama Drones On

Tuesday, January 28th, 2014

I won’t be watching the State of the Union address tonight. I’ve already heard enough lies from this guy.  Remember how Obama lied about getting out of Iraq and Afghanistan once he was in office? That was in 2007. After he was elected in 2008, he enthusiastically continued the failed Bush-Iraq war policies and doubled down on the Afghanistan war.

He continues to lie about his  “ending the war in Iraq.”  The documented truth is he BEGGED Iraq to let us stay with thousands of combat troops.  Iraq said “no” so today we have over 25,000 CONTRACTORS in the country and a plethora of military weapons.  It’s still falling apart.

Bringing home 34, 000 troops from the Mideast? Good –except it isn’t true.  Obama and Kerry have been begging Karzai for a “security deal” that would keep 10,000 American troops there FOR AT LEAST 10-MORE YEARS! There have been over 6,000 American deaths in these ratholes so far.  FOR WHAT?

Remember  “no military options” in Libya? Lies.

“No military aid to Syrian rebels”? Lies.

Choosing the hard Islamic-Morsi side in Egypt along with Al-Queda?  Lies.

Benghazi?  Lies.

Remember when he was going to launch a military strike against Syria without the approval of Congress, the UN, or NATO? Until he was booed off the world’s stage. Lies.

Saying America’s schizophrenic-interventionist military policy is to protect us against terrorism which, to a large part, it actually causes? LIES.

Obama doesn’t lie ALL of the time, sometimes he “doesn’t know what’s going on.”  See here.

Cindy Brady Flashes

Tuesday, January 28th, 2014

Then Don’t Be A Sucker

Tuesday, January 28th, 2014

One Giant Leap For Propaganda

Tuesday, January 28th, 2014

Neil Armstrong, was the first American astronaut to walk on the moon in 1969. I can never think of him without thinking of government quotation manipulation.

As he stepped to the lunar surface, Armstrong was supposed to say “This is one small step for A man (meaning him), one giant leap for mankind.” What he actually said was “This is one small step for . . . man, one giant leap for mankind”.  This makes the quote almost meaningless because without the  modifier “A”, the words ‘man’ and ‘mankind’ mean pretty much the same thing.

OK – no big deal – except when the NASA public relations department started lying about it. “Of course he said “A man”, they shrieked, “listen to the tape!”  People listened – and there wasn’t an ‘A’ to be heard for 240,000 miles of space.

The mainstream media and respected historical sources, often propaganda arms of the government, printed the quote with the ‘A’ intact! Examples: Time Magazine, the Encyclopedia Britannica, and Bartlett’s Familiar Quotations.

Again, no big deal. The problem comes when the American people believe without question other government quotes like “We have to invade Iraq because . . . blah, blah, blah”.

Human Vermin Cannot Destroy The Human Spirit

Monday, January 27th, 2014

Russia is understandably a little uneasy about terrorists disrupting the Olympics.  It should be commended for taking extraordinary measures to protect the safety of athletes, Olympic workers, and guests. However, terrorist acts will never crush the spirit of peace the Olympics symbolizes nor the image of a great country.

Whatever causes in which terrorists believe are made “unclean” by killing innocent civilians. It doesn’t matter if those causes are religious, political, or personal.  Terrorists are vermin and we should quickly help them take the ‘Osama Bin Laden Express Train’ to their pretend nirvana.

On to Sochi!

Человека Паразиты не может разрушить человеческого духа

Россия по понятным причинам немного неловко о террористах, нарушающих Олимпиаду. Это заслуживает похвалы за то, чрезвычайные меры для защиты безопасности спортсменов, Олимпийские работников и гостей. Тем не менее, террористические акты никогда не раздавить дух мира Олимпиада символизирует ни образу великой страны.

Независимо вызывает, в котором террористы считают, сделаны «нечистым», убив невинных граждан. Это не имеет значения, если эти причины являются религиозные, политические или личные. Террористы паразиты, и мы должны быстро помочь им принять “Усама бен Ладен экспресс-поезд”, чтобы их притворяться нирваны.

На в Сочи!

Terrorist Birds Attack Symbols Of Peace

Monday, January 27th, 2014

Two white doves were released by Pope Francis and some children from a Papal balcony in Vatican City yesterday. The birds, symbols of peace,were immediately attacked by two larger birds, a seagull and a crow, in front of thousands of the faithful.  Vatican officials said the doves survived.

Cat Shows What She Wants

Monday, January 27th, 2014

You Can’t Snake It With You

Monday, January 27th, 2014

Randall “Mack” Wolford, 44, was a “serpent-handling preacher” just like his father. And, just like his father, Preacher Mack was bitten to death by a timber rattler in June of 2012.  His father was killed in 1983 by a large  rattle snake.  Oh well.

There are a small number of slithering Christian groups – mainly in the South – who literally believe the Bible including Mark: 17-18: “In My name they will cast out demons; they will speak with new tongues; they will take up serpents; and if they drink anything deadly, it will by no means hurt them.”

Most other Christian groups just consider the Bible a religious smorgasbord where you pick and choose the entrees you like and leave the rest as leftovers.  That’s why “homosexuality is an abomination” is a favorite menu item  and snake handling will probably go back to the kitchen.

Most Christians also contend that these small nut groups DO NOT represent true Christians.  But somehow, tiny groups of maniac Muslim terrorists come straight from the Koran.  Agnostics have a term for this belief: hypocrisy.

Police Bribe Fail

Sunday, January 26th, 2014