Archive for January 27th, 2014

Human Vermin Cannot Destroy The Human Spirit

Monday, January 27th, 2014

Russia is understandably a little uneasy about terrorists disrupting the Olympics.  It should be commended for taking extraordinary measures to protect the safety of athletes, Olympic workers, and guests. However, terrorist acts will never crush the spirit of peace the Olympics symbolizes nor the image of a great country.

Whatever causes in which terrorists believe are made “unclean” by killing innocent civilians. It doesn’t matter if those causes are religious, political, or personal.  Terrorists are vermin and we should quickly help them take the ‘Osama Bin Laden Express Train’ to their pretend nirvana.

On to Sochi!

Человека Паразиты не может разрушить человеческого духа

Россия по понятным причинам немного неловко о террористах, нарушающих Олимпиаду. Это заслуживает похвалы за то, чрезвычайные меры для защиты безопасности спортсменов, Олимпийские работников и гостей. Тем не менее, террористические акты никогда не раздавить дух мира Олимпиада символизирует ни образу великой страны.

Независимо вызывает, в котором террористы считают, сделаны «нечистым», убив невинных граждан. Это не имеет значения, если эти причины являются религиозные, политические или личные. Террористы паразиты, и мы должны быстро помочь им принять “Усама бен Ладен экспресс-поезд”, чтобы их притворяться нирваны.

На в Сочи!

Terrorist Birds Attack Symbols Of Peace

Monday, January 27th, 2014

Two white doves were released by Pope Francis and some children from a Papal balcony in Vatican City yesterday. The birds, symbols of peace,were immediately attacked by two larger birds, a seagull and a crow, in front of thousands of the faithful.  Vatican officials said the doves survived.

Cat Shows What She Wants

Monday, January 27th, 2014

You Can’t Snake It With You

Monday, January 27th, 2014

Randall “Mack” Wolford, 44, was a “serpent-handling preacher” just like his father. And, just like his father, Preacher Mack was bitten to death by a timber rattler in June of 2012.  His father was killed in 1983 by a large  rattle snake.  Oh well.

There are a small number of slithering Christian groups – mainly in the South – who literally believe the Bible including Mark: 17-18: “In My name they will cast out demons; they will speak with new tongues; they will take up serpents; and if they drink anything deadly, it will by no means hurt them.”

Most other Christian groups just consider the Bible a religious smorgasbord where you pick and choose the entrees you like and leave the rest as leftovers.  That’s why “homosexuality is an abomination” is a favorite menu item  and snake handling will probably go back to the kitchen.

Most Christians also contend that these small nut groups DO NOT represent true Christians.  But somehow, tiny groups of maniac Muslim terrorists come straight from the Koran.  Agnostics have a term for this belief: hypocrisy.