Archive for January 23rd, 2014

Bieber Busted For DWI

Thursday, January 23rd, 2014

Separated at birth.

Stop Abortions!

Thursday, January 23rd, 2014

By Making Them Unnecessary

This week marked the 41-st anniversary of Roe vs. Wade, the Supreme Court decision that legalized abortion. Although America still leads the entire western world in abortion, the Center for Disease Control says our rates have been decreasing since 2011. Sex education and easy-to-get birth control were the major factors in helping our numbers go down. Waving bloody signs and cutting off funding to Planned Parenthood were not mentioned as any help at all.

Religious people still refuse to adopt the rational position that PREVENTION is the best solution for unwanted pregnancies.  Preventing problems is always better than trying to solve them. How many unwanted pregnancies could they have helped prevent in 41-years if they used common sense?

Do religious people really want to stop abortions – or just slam their religious beliefs down the rest of our throats and pretend they’re morally superior?


Appreciated The Speedy Service

Thursday, January 23rd, 2014

Good tippers.

Seaside, Oregon (The Weekly Vice) – Ryan Bensen, 40, and Erica Manley, 37, were jailed Thursday night after they allegedly left crystal meth as a tip while dining out.

According to Seaside Police, Bensen and Manley were having dinner and drinks at the Twisted Fish Steakhouse Thursday night when stupidity became the guest of honor.

When it came time to settle the bill, the couple used a gift card to pay the balance due. Instead of offering the waitress a cash tip, the couple handed her an envelope that had a question mark scribbled on the front.  Inside the envelope, the waitress found an undisclosed amount of crystal meth.

The waitress then calmly walked away from the table and contacted police.

Investigators say Bensen and Manley were still at the restaurant when officers arrived at the scene. Upon search of Manley’s purse, officers recovered another half-kilo of meth.

Police later searched the couple’s car and the motel room and recovered a large cache of crystal meth. Officers also found materials inside the motel room used for manufacturing methamphetamine.

Bensen was booked into jail and charged with manufacturing methamphetamine. Manley was booked into jail and charged with possessing, delivering and manufacturing meth.

My Heroes

Thursday, January 23rd, 2014

And Don’t Come Back!

Thursday, January 23rd, 2014

The Dalai Lama is the spiritual and political leader of Tibet and recognized internationally as a statesman for peace. He  was also awarded the Nobel Peace Prize for his refusal to use violence against the Chinese invasion of his country. Tibetans believe he is the 14th reincarnation of Budda.

China believes he’s just a pain-in-the-ass and would like to significantly downplay the importance of Buddhism to his 200,000 followers.

To that end, two years ago, China officially banned him from reincarnating himself.  Say what?  That’s right – in what has been described as the “most absurd act in authoritarian history” Beijing said he could not be born again in China or anywhere else.  Further, NO Buddhist monk in Tibet could reincarnate himself “without government permission.”

So who’s crazier?  People who believe they can reincarnate themselves – or a government which thinks it can stop them?

When A Condom Just Isn’t Enough

Thursday, January 23rd, 2014

Really Affordable

Thursday, January 23rd, 2014

Mayor of Toronto Rob Ford has tumbled down the stairs of his 12-step program. Monday night he got thoroughly smashed and started babbling – in a fake Jamaican accent – at the counter of a fast food joint. I’m starting to think of him like I think of Lindsey Lohan – self-induced problems which were once funny and now sad.

Many Torontonians still support Ford and say he’s a good mayor and what he does on his own time is his business.