Archive for January 5th, 2014

Swiss Army Knife Murder Weapon

Sunday, January 5th, 2014

Brass knuckles, knife, gun, or just throw the damn thing.

Why Don’t Italians Like Jehovah Witnesses?

Sunday, January 5th, 2014

Italians Don’t Like Any Witnesses.

Why We Needed The 60’s

Sunday, January 5th, 2014

Last Betty Page Page For 2014

Sunday, January 5th, 2014


Are They Lined Up To Fall?

Sunday, January 5th, 2014

Nervous Over Fast Food Service

Sunday, January 5th, 2014

(This is one of my first posts 6-years and 3000+ posts ago)

A friend and I decided to go on a day trip beginning with a good diner breakfast. Of course we overslept. She thought it reasonable to get a late start and proceed as planned. I thought it reasonable to forget the whole thing and go back to sleep. So we ‘compromised’ (a term, I’ve learned, which means that both parties get to equally hate the agreement). We decided we would stop for a fast food breakfast ‘to go’ order before leaving Rochester.

As soon as we walked through the door, a dull voice called out, “Can I helpya?” I assumed the counterperson was speaking to us because no one else was around. But I wasn’t completely convinced because we hadn’t even looked at the marquee menu yet and the young girl wasn’t exactly looking at us. She wasn’t exactly looking at anything actually and it was at that moment I discovered ‘The Look’.

The Fast Food Look is an expression comprised in equal parts of boredom, bewilderment, and annoyance. The eyes are glazed, focusing on nothing; the mouth is slightly open, and the lips lazily meander around in a halfhearted attempt to form intelligible words.

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