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Friday, January 3rd, 2014

Pubes Or Merkins?

Friday, January 3rd, 2014

Not Everyone Hates The Snow

Friday, January 3rd, 2014

I Always Wondered How This Worked

Friday, January 3rd, 2014

Why Be Dumb and Ugly, When, With A Few Drinks

Friday, January 3rd, 2014

… you can be smart and handsome?


Friday, January 3rd, 2014

"Cutie" reportedly played the piano and smoked cigars.

Adam & Eve Family Threatens Lawsuit

(ETHIOPIA) 47-million year old quirki twerkylios nicknamed “Cutie” (from the initials QT) may end forever the eternal debate of creation vs. evolution in religion and science. The fossilized skeleton was discovered under a rock piano deep inside an ancient dive, a bone-like cigar still in her mouth.

Immediately descendants of Adam and Eve promised legal action against the anthropologists for “misrepresentation,” and “using pseudo science to curtail our freedom of pseudo-religion.”

I’m so tired of hearing the eternal debate over ‘evolution vs. creationism,’ I’m about to go to the zoo and boo the monkeys.  Really, WTF cares?

When I was in the 5th or 6th grade, I tried to derail the boring religious education class we were forced to attend with a discussion about evolution.  The nun stopped me mid-sentence …

“Look, we (I assume she meant Catholics) don’t care if life was from something that crawled out of the slime or some monkey’s uncle.  Whatever it was, God started life – and that’s all there is to that.”