Archive for December 22nd, 2013

The Donut Queen

Sunday, December 22nd, 2013

Just Another Donut Queen

Sunday, December 22nd, 2013

This may be the same woman as the post above. It looks like she won the crown more than once!  She also got a better bathing suit, better make-up, and dropped a few pounds.  She probably stopped eating so many donuts.

Why Isn’t This Bitch In Prison?

Sunday, December 22nd, 2013

On Christmas Eve TWO-years ago, Jacquetta Simmons, 26, punched Grace Suozzi, 70, to the ground because Suozzi. a Walmart cashier, asked to see her receipt. The incident is caught on the video below. ONE-year later, following a jury trial, Simmons was sentenced to five years in prison and three years probation. TODAY, 2-years later, Simmons is still prowling the streets because she had the money to buy some expensive lawyers and they’re clogging up the appeals courts.

Is this justice in America?  Stupid question – OF COURSE IT IS!

Watch the video here.

I was reminded of the story by Rochester Conservative which you can read here. Check out their link to the Batavian a local newspaper that gives the whole story.

Shut The Duck Up!

Sunday, December 22nd, 2013


Politically Incorrect x 2

Sunday, December 22nd, 2013


A ventriloquist was going through his routine and did a few bits about blondes. He told two blonde jokes and started a third when a well-dressed blond stood up and loudly said, “Hold it right there, Mister!”

“I’m tired of hearing blond jokes!  We have feelings too, you know!  We’re not dumb – we’re not stupid!  When you stereotype us, you …”

The ventriloquist was shocked!  “I’m sorry, Miss;  I …”

She stopped him..

“Keep out of it, Buddy!  I was talking to the little jerk on your lap!”

Get Your Hand Out Of My Dress!

Sunday, December 22nd, 2013

(And what in the world is she doing with her other hand?)

THOU SHALL NOT KILL

Sunday, December 22nd, 2013

EXEMPTIONS & DISCLAIMERS:

Section I – WARS ALLOWED (If the United States decides it’s the good guy.)
Paragraph    1 – In Asia (a) Vietnam (b) any country which has anything other countries want.
Paragraph    2 – In the Mideast – Special double exemptions (a) Israel (b) Iraq (c) Afghanistan (d) Libya (e) Pakistan (f) any other country, municipality, or principality – especially wherever Muslims or Buddists rule (any neighboring countries or waters included).
Paragraph 3 – Anywhere else we decide it’s in America’s best interests to kill.
Paragraph 3 – subsection (A) Wherever NATO decides we should go to war.
Paragraph 3 – subsection (B) Wherever the UN decides we should go to war.

Section II – EXECUTIONS ALLOWED
Paragraph 1 – In Texas.
Paragraph 2 – In most of the United States and the rest of the uncivilized world.

Section III – DENYING LIFE-SAVING MEDICAL CARE ALLOWED
Paragraph 1 – If they’re poor.
Paragraph 2 – If they’re of color.
Paragraph 3 – If they live in rural sections of the country.
Paragraph 4 – If they live in the ghetto.

Paragraph 5 – Where it is believed or suspected that such care might result in a lawsuit.

This list is not limited to the exemptions stated herein.  In addition, animals, birds, insects, oceans, forests, air, land, water, and the earth may be killed at any time, place, or in any manner, depending on varying circumstances and the immediate hopes, dreams, fears, and desires of those with the ability to kill.