Archive for December 19th, 2013

So This Snail Goes Into A Bar …

Thursday, December 19th, 2013

There’s nothing like a good snail joke or amusing gastropod anecdote to liven up even the dullest party. Here are two of my favorites:

• A snail and a turtle are crossing the road from opposite directions.  They crash.  The police come and interview the snail.  “What happened?” asks the officer.

“I don’t know,” says the snail. “It all happened so fast!”

• A guy is home reading the paper and hears a knock on his door.  He opens the door only to find a little snail on his porch.  He picks up the snail and throws it as far as he can.

A year later the guy is home reading his paper and there’s a loud knock.  He opens the door and there’s the snail again.  In an exasperated voice the snail says,

“WHAT WAS THAT ALL ABOUT!?”

Saw This One Coming

Thursday, December 19th, 2013

Teen Age Angst

Thursday, December 19th, 2013


I stumbled across a blog full of GIF’s (those short movies seen here frequently) which features young anger, depression, anxiety, isolation, loneliness, and pain. Yikes!  No wonder the little ‘hormones on legs’ can’t get off their phones.  They’re commiserating with each other to bond their misery. Happy with life?  This blog should dramatically cure that.

Experience it here.