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Monday, December 16th, 2013

“YOU SUCK, ELI! YOU SUCK!!”

Monday, December 16th, 2013

WTF?

Quarterback Eli Manning of the New York Giants wasn’t having a great day yesterday as his team lost 23-0. He also threw a career-high and franchise-record-tying five interceptions!  It probably didn’t help when a young fan screamed the words in the title at him.  You can hear it here.  Notice the look on Manning’s face after he heard it.

Is Santa Black, White, Or Shades Of Gay?

Monday, December 16th, 2013

A black blogger wrote there were too many white images of Santa Claus and minority children felt insecure about it. Of course Fox News jumped into the fray declaring that Santa was definitely white! In addition, there are many Latino and Asian Santas all over the place.

Now I don’t know what race Santa Claus is – but I do know he’s gay.  OF COURSE HE’S GAY – think of that red outfit with the white trim. “Elves” who create and decorate?  Puleeeze! And although they appeal to only a small minority of gay men, the black boots and whip aren’t exactly high style with straight guys.

Christmas is the second most popular gay holiday after Halloween.  And gays celebrate it in the grandest ways!  Have you ever been to a gay person’s home during the Christmas season?  There are at least 3 beautiful, artistically-decorated trees (that’s the minimum in the gay bi-laws) with tinsel, lights, glitter, and balls.  Think of the exotic candies, cookies, sweets, and nuts – all gay and elegantly presented in antique bowls. Christmas carols constantly chime in the background as gay choruses serenade neighbors.  And gifts are exquisitely wrapped with professional precision.

Of course Santa is gay and I think it’s time he came out of the chimney so we can all enjoy the gaiety of the holiday together.

There IS A God!

Monday, December 16th, 2013

BEFORE

WBA Welterweight Champ Adrien “The Problem” Broner didn’t think Argentinian Marcos Maidana would be much of a problem in Saturday’s title fight. When he arrived at the arena, Broner did his little “Touchdown End Zone” dance of overconfidence.  Maidana pummeled him from the opening bell and walked away with the Championship.

 

AFTER

Broner danced a little differently after the fight.