Archive for December 13th, 2013

Obama Drones On

Friday, December 13th, 2013


(CNN) — A U.S. drone mistakenly targeted a wedding convoy in Yemen’s al-Baitha province after intelligence reports identified the vehicles as carrying al Qaeda militants, two Yemeni national security officials told CNN on Thursday.

The officials said that 14 people were killed and 22 others injured, nine in critical condition. The vehicles were traveling near the town of Radda when they were attacked.

U.S. officials declined to comment on the report.  Oh well.  No big deal; same old same old.


Did you ever wonder what it would be like to kill people and destroy their homes  from 8,000 miles away while you sit in a comfortable chair, in an air conditioned room with a Coke?  Here’s one of our guys plus a video about the experience.  He didn’t do so well.  Wimp.

/drone-operator-interview/

Bad Enough I Have To Sit With This Asshole

Friday, December 13th, 2013

Mickey Rourke didn't give me permission to use this GIF.

Remote Control Penis

Friday, December 13th, 2013

My gal-pal showed me this picture of an artificial penis. I have no idea why.

During a brief operation, the device is inserted into a non-working penile appendage. The pump on the right is repeatedly pushed through the scrotum to get the desired erection selection.  Now, don’t be dumb here.  “Little Johnny” is not going to grow into a John Holmes supercock no matter how many times you toodle your testes.  You just get what you had.  And I have no idea why there are two tubes pictured although the idea of having two penises is fascinating.

“Great,” I said, “but doesn’t pumping the tire kind of take away from the romance of the moment?” She rolled her eyes as I continued. “With today’s technology wouldn’t it be better to push a button on a remote for takeoff  – and then casually turn over and push another button for landing – so to speak?”

Thoughtful silence.

“I have a better idea,” she said, “What if the on-off switch was in a Clapper?  We’d have to change the name, of course – but besides that, it’s a great idea! Clap on – erection.  Clap off – over and out.”

I have to admit, I thought about it.

“Wait a minute, “ I said. “The Clapper won’t know who’s clapping.  The woman might clap and everything would go down.”

My friend smiled and silently nodded her head.

Which Flag Should We Put Up?

Friday, December 13th, 2013

The Official City of Rochester flag.
The Official City of Rochester flag.
The Official City of Rochester flag.
The Official City of Rochester flag.
the ofcial ity of   ocheste flag.
The Official City of Rochester flag.
The Official City of Rochester flag.
The Official City of Rochester flag.
The Official City of Rochester flag.
The Official City of Rochester flag.