Archive for December 1st, 2013

Don’t Even Think About It

Sunday, December 1st, 2013


Faith IS A GIF

Sunday, December 1st, 2013

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Did a Man Marry the Holland Tunnel?

Sunday, December 1st, 2013

Erika Eiffel always loved the tall silent type – but then she took her preference to the extreme and married the Eiffel Tower. After a small, ceremony with friends in Paris, Erika legally changed her name to Erika LaTour Eiffel.  There are no reports of how the marriage was consummated.

Erika is an “objectum sexual” – people who fall in love with inanimate objects. In a documentary entitled “The Woman Who Married the Eiffel Tower,” she is shown hugging her “husband” and telling him how much she loves him. The objects these women choose are often sexually symbolic.

The term “objectum sexual” was coined by a Swedish woman named Eija-Riitta Berliner-Mauer, who married the Berlin Wall in the 1970s, according to the documentary. I’m no matchmaker but I would suggest this woman drop at least one hyphen and one name to find the man of her dreams.

There are no reports of men suffering from this psychological malady but I was always puzzled by the strange allure of an open manhole.

Would you like to view an ABC News story on this woman?

Got Married. Now Having Gay Sex

Sunday, December 1st, 2013

This month marks a year and a half of the Marriage Equality Act and life goes on here in New York. Despite dire predictions, not one person married his brother, his dog, nor himself.

A rather simple-minded person I know said, “How would people even know who’s gay if they didn’t tell us?”  He was getting a little paranoid because he thought a guy at his work might be looking at him “in the wrong way.”

I showed him the picture above and asked if the guy looked like one of these accountants.  He shook his head. “You’re safe then.” I said, “Most gay guys look like this and they walk around all day humming Judy Garland songs.”