Archive for November 18th, 2013

Go Ahead. You Put In The Punch Line …

Monday, November 18th, 2013

 

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‘Least Evolved Bimbo’ Trophy

Monday, November 18th, 2013

Actress Melissa Bachman gets off on killing big game in South Africa where it is not illegal unless the species is endangered. I don’t know in which movies she appears but I would guess they are played in darkened, rundown theaters where the patrons wear raincoats and clap with one hand.

Can I Run JFK Murder Posts Every Day?

Monday, November 18th, 2013

Well, OK. But please remember studying the assassination has been my hobby since I was very young. And every time I see an “Oswald Acted Alone” smug ass-hat in the media, I want to go on a 5-state spitting spree.  Traditional, mainstream dweebs are just soooo sure they’re right about that, they remind me of fundamentalist Christians who KNOW whatever the Bible says is true. Just like they were there.

OK, OK – but when you hear these “I-believe-whatever-the-government-tells-me..” nitwits on TV, please remember the REAL reason the report was issued.  I talk about it here.

All Commission “debunkers” are not nuts. Yet “desupporters” often cite the strangest conspiracy theories to laughingly dismiss all of us.  You don’t have to believe ‘aliens killed Kennedy’ to NOT believe the official government conclusion. Instead you may wish to think about the first question police ask after a murder: WHO BENEFITED MOST? Read more here.

Needs New Battery Every Time The World Ends

Monday, November 18th, 2013

Guaranteed forever but wrist varieties are not available.

Atomic clocks are the extremely precise time-recording machines that measure the micro milliseconds of the universe based on frequency of radiation. This year scientists invented a new type of atomic clock that measures “ytterbium atoms trapped in cages of light.” It’s 100 times more accurate than the old atomic clock which was precise only to one second in the life of the universe.

Two practical considerations immediately become apparent: 1. Chinese knockoffs will not be for sale soon, and 2. people will still be late for everything.