Archive for November 17th, 2013

Toronto “Mayor McCrack” Washing His Face

Sunday, November 17th, 2013

Obama’s In Critical Condition

Sunday, November 17th, 2013


When Barack Obama was elected President, he presented with significant pre-existing conditions.  The wars in Iraq and Afghanistan were potentially fatal but he managed to slip them into a semi-comatose, yet still immoral and financially-draining state. The inherited, infected economy was close to redlining but weakly responded to his ‘getting better’ drugs.

The prognosis for individual rights in America was bleak. It is now even less positive. While spying on his own citizens, using the NSA and the IRS against his perceived enemies, and expanding the Patriot Act, the patient continues to speak irrationally about transparency in government.

Benghazi was a preventable flare up and its scars will last forever.  Libya, Yemen, and Syria further deteriorated the patient’s vital signs.  “Obamacare” is an overwhelming condition which could prove fatal.

DIAGNOSIS: The patient suffers from an overconfident and unrealistic view of America’s interventionist foreign policy supported by selective memory, acute tunnel-vision, and personal delusions of grandeur.  These have seeped into his internal domestic policies as well.


And The Kid In The Red Sweater …

Sunday, November 17th, 2013

… doesn’t seem to be too far behind.