Archive for November 6th, 2013

Help Clueless Guys Who Are Slow Starters

Wednesday, November 6th, 2013

Sale On Virgin Certificates

Wednesday, November 6th, 2013

“Money is urgently needed, so I am selling my treasured thing,” said Shatuniha, an 18-year old woman on a Russian auction website.  The virgin hooker said she was willing to meet immediately at Predmostnaya Square with “a certificate proving my innocence.”

Her asking price for this precious piece of Soviet real estate?  800,000-rubles (about $24,600 US.)  Winning bid? 900,000-rubles (about $27,700.)

Police in Krasnoyarsk, Russia told The Siberian Times that she broke no laws and “We have no right to give a moral assessment of the girl’s actions.”

Hymenoplasty operations (which restore the hymen) are available in many parts of the world where virginity is prized and a necessity for some marriages.  You can watch a medical video here (not for the faint of heart.) Estimates for the procedure are around $10,000 and they are not covered by most insurance companies.

Rather Fight ‘Em Over There Than Over Here!

Wednesday, November 6th, 2013

One of the dumbest arguments mouthed by pro-war supporters is the babbling bullshit above.  And you don’t have to be a no-name nitwit to throw up this line of thought either.  George Bush, Barrack Obama, and Hilly also trot out this horseshit whenever an American questions why we’ve been losing unwinnable sand wars in the Mideast for over 12-years.

There was a time when the argument made sense – about 75-years ago when Hitler was gobbling up countries like a Pac-Man on crack.  During WW ll Germany was a serious military threat to our country.  It made a great deal of sense to fight Nazis in Europe before they used it as a launching pad to to take over America.  But today?

Are we afraid Iraqis and Afghans will row across the ocean and throw sand in our face?

I know we’re rationally afraid of terrorist attacks – and that’s why I think our American borders should be fortified even more.  But isolated attacks can’t take over a country despite what any flag-waving jingo tells you.

Today our reasons for war are economic power and American arrogance.  Those aren’t pretty 4th of July bromides but the rest of the world knows the truth.  And many of them hate us for it.