Archive for November 2nd, 2013

Uncle Ned Didn’t Have Kids Or Cats

Saturday, November 2nd, 2013

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God’s Dating Service

Saturday, November 2nd, 2013


Don’t You Know God Has A Soul Mate Picked Out For You?

We already know He has your home’s floor covered (so to speak.)  You can find it at Christian Flooring – “Our Values Are Just Your Style.” See “Is Jesus On Your Floor?” here.

But what about you?  Single, lonely, tired of guys who think you owe them a box lunch just because they took you out for dinner?  Do you feel your heart is broken and your liver isn’t far behind from too many singles bars?  Wouldn’t you like to find a man who speaks in tongues rather than the ones who just want to wrestle yours?

Isn’t it time you turned the other cheek towards a man who’ll meet you for Church Sunday morning – instead of crawling over the sleeping slob in boxer shorts whose name you can’t even remember?

This is the right place, Mary Magdalene! You can meet the man whom the REAL MAN upstairs – wants to be your man.

ACT NOW AND WE’LL INCLUDE SOME CHRISTIAN PICK UP LINES like:

• “Wasn’t I kneeling in front of you last Sunday?”

• “Is that a cross in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?”

• “I’ll bet you could turn my water into wine!”  and many, many more.

Find God’s Match for You Today!