Archive for October 26th, 2013

Quit Bugging Me!

Saturday, October 26th, 2013

German Chancellor Angela Merkel has just about had it with American presidents.

In 2006, she was attending a G-8 conference when then President George Bush gave her a 1-second neck massage before she threw him off.

Last week it was disclosed America’s National Security Council was listening in on Merkel’s personal Nokia 6210 mobile phone.  The program was started in 2002 by Bush and expanded by “Yes We Scan” Obama.

What’s a girl to do with these guys?

Fleet – Shove This Guy

Saturday, October 26th, 2013

Meet ENEMAN- Fleet Enema’s spokes character. Yes, puzzled observers, it’s a man dressed up like an enema container, with hands and feet. Although he’s not seen on TV (thankfully) he does make appearances at store openings, sporting events, and (possibly) alternative sex meetings.

Who’s the distinguished actor inside the costume? Fleet won’t say – butt one suspects it is not Dustin Hoffman.

What State Is Vaudeville In?

Saturday, October 26th, 2013

Take Henny Youngman - please!

“She’s been married so many times she has rice marks on her face.”

‘At the airport, I told the ticket lady, “Send one of my bags to New York and one to Los Angeles” She said, “We can’t do that!” I said, “Why?  You did it last week!”

“I played a great horse yesterday! It took seven horses to beat him.”

“The more I think of you, the less I think of you.”

“I told the doctor I broke my leg in two places. He told me to quit going to those places.”