Archive for October 25th, 2013

She Shot Herself

Friday, October 25th, 2013

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Obamacare’s SURGE?

Friday, October 25th, 2013

Obamacare needs a shot in the arm (or a shot in the head, according to some) to fix its overwhelmingly disastrous web site bugs. So the administration is gathering a herd of high-priced techies to do the emergency repair work.  O’s calling the effort a “Surge” to get it up and running.

A SURGE!?

Are they crazy?  Are they just crazy!? Won’t the term “surge” remind people of the  Afghanistan Troop Surge agreed by most to be a complete failure?  It ended about a year ago and left that country in a worst state than when it began including about 900-dead American troops.  Don’t take my word for it – here’s a military assessment of the disaster: /2012/09/surge-report-card/

When it came to picking names for major campaigns, W Bush’s people were no geniuses either.  When we were about to invade Iraq, they named the effort “Operation Iraqi Liberation” – until someone pointed out the unfortunate acronym for that term was OIL.  The name was quickly changed to “Operation Iraqi Freedom.”

And The Booby Prize Goes To The …

Friday, October 25th, 2013

Looking for that perfect gift for the Ms.? You know the one that’s sexy but not slutty?  Romantic but still practical?  Have we got an idea for you!  From their web page:

“The Emergency Bra (EBra) is a protective garment that can be easily transformed into two respiratory face masks to reduce inhalation of harmful airborne particles when specialized protective devices are not immediately available after natural disasters, attacks,  or accidents.”

“The EBra is like any other conventional bra in terms of its main function which is to support the breasts. It can be worn regular, strapless, or criss-cross and also can be used as a nursing bra.  The EBra comes with an instructional brochure.”

Think of it! As those around her are coughing and dying from a toxic gas attack, your special lady will whip off her bra, put a cup over her face, and think of what a wonderful lover she has!  Only $29.99 US