Archive for October 15th, 2013

Will You Remember Next November?

Tuesday, October 15th, 2013
Pass this on to anyone who’s IQ is greater than room temperature.

My Pez! My Pez! My Pez!

Tuesday, October 15th, 2013

Swallow Your Pride

Tuesday, October 15th, 2013

I think I’m supposed to start by warning people that sword-swallowing is VERY DANGEROUS and should not be attempted at home.  But if you’re dumb enough to slide a 2-foot piece of metal down your throat without lessons, I’d be much more likely to nominate you for the ‘culling of the herd’ human evolution solution. And good luck to you.

Yes – sword-swallowers really do it. No – I don’t know how.  But I found a  link here from the series: “How Stuff Works” website. There are pages of explanations and instructions including:

“The act of swallowing a sword is an interaction between two fundamentally dissimilar objects – a human being’s upper gastrointestinal (GI) tract and a sword. The upper GI tract is a series of connected, living organs. It includes the throat, or pharynx, the esophagus and the stomach. The GI tract is relatively soft, and it has several pronounced curves in its relaxed state. A sword, on the other hand, is inanimate and rigid.”

More here.

If you proudly learn how to swallow a sword, you may join this group:

Are You Guys Incompetent!?

Tuesday, October 15th, 2013

Year after year of this FISCAL-CLIFF-SHIT!!!

Maria Bartiromo, respected CNBC journalist and managing editor of The Wall Street Journal Report broadcasts live from the floor of the New York Stock Exchange.  Last year she was interviewing Senator Ben Cardin (D-Maryland) about the “fiscal cliff” America is facing (yes, the same one we’re facing AGAIN!) when she “lost it” and went nuts on the incompetent boob. Watch her face get more and more angry as he bumbles her answers.  It’s not a good idea to rile Italian women.

Afterwards a floor-full of stock traders, watching the broadcast from monitors, burst into applause.  Get him, Maria!