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Sunday, October 13th, 2013

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Sunday, October 13th, 2013

Made Them Late For Target Practice Too

Sunday, October 13th, 2013

"Don't need no stinking 'safety'."

On Friday, two New York City Corrections Officers were driving to a target range to practice shooting their pistols. After pulling into a gas station, the passenger, Ramel Small, 33, started to transfer his pistol into a new holster and promptly shot himself.  The bullet immediately went through his hand and into the right hip of the driver, Wayne Feliciano, 35.

The “Officer Shot” radio call brought dozens of racing police cars and other emergency medical vehicles to the scene.

“It seems like the trigger may have got caught up as he was putting it in the holster,” a police source explained.

“Obviously, he didn’t have the safety on.”

The embarrassed guards were rushed to a nearby hospital and were listed in “satisfactory” condition.

There was no word if either officer had ever watched a Barney-single-bullet rerun on the “The Andy Griffith” show.