Archive for October 9th, 2013

SF 49ers Want Name Change

Wednesday, October 9th, 2013

The San Francisco 49ers is a National Football League (NFL) team in search of a new identity.

“The 49ers have an antiquated, dull name based on events from 150-years ago,” said Carla McCurdy, spokesperson for the Western Conference team.

“The name evokes the image of a dusty, old, miner carrying a pick and leading a mule.  That may be the team we are today but not the team we want to be.  Other teams have strong, aggressive, names like Lions, Bengals, and Jaguars. Our name makes you think of an old codger in ‘them thar hills’ about to fall and break a hip.”

49ers fans have mixed reactions to the name change. “I’ve called them a lot worse names,” said one. “If they just made a few more touchdowns maybe they’d deserve a new name.”

Another said, “This better not be another goal for the gay community. What do they want to call them – The San Francisco Pesto Saucers?”

A Kaleidoscope Threw Up

Wednesday, October 9th, 2013

What Would Senator Obama say…

Wednesday, October 9th, 2013

…about President Obama?