I’m bored to death with all this lying shutdown-debt-war shit – from both sides. I’ve cared too much for too long – time for a vacation. Sorry I can’t take Miley with me. I’d show this girl the best 10-15-seconds she ever felt!
Archive for October 4th, 2013
Miley – Pick Up Your Things!
Friday, October 4th, 2013Wanna Ball?
Friday, October 4th, 2013
This is the last time I ever held a ball correctly. I stunk at basketball (couldn’t dribble), was lousy at football (“Just stand there and try to plug a hole in the line, Paolo.”), was truly embarrassing in baseball (“Just swing at the damn thing!”), and fortunately, never played soccer.
I’d like to think I did better at solo sports like wrestling – but my nickname was “Canvasback the Light Counter.” College kids can be so cruel. Purple was my favorite color.