Archive for October 4th, 2013

Miley – Pick Up Your Things!

Friday, October 4th, 2013

I’m bored to death with all this lying shutdown-debt-war shit – from both sides.  I’ve cared too much for too long – time for a vacation.  Sorry I can’t take Miley with me.  I’d show this girl the best 10-15-seconds she ever felt!

Wanna Ball?

Friday, October 4th, 2013

 

Yes, I used to be a blond.

This is the last time I ever held a ball correctly. I stunk at basketball (couldn’t dribble), was lousy at football (“Just stand there and  try to plug a hole in the line, Paolo.”), was truly embarrassing in baseball (“Just swing at the damn thing!”), and fortunately, never played soccer.

I’d like to think I did better at solo sports like wrestling – but my nickname was “Canvasback the Light Counter.”  College kids can be so cruel. Purple was my favorite color.