Archive for September 11th, 2013

Religious Vermin

Wednesday, September 11th, 2013

Sheikh I'ma-Pieceashit

An Islamic cleric has given permission to Syrian rebels to rape women as long as they’re not Sunni Muslims.

In Egypt, the Muslim Brotherhood is forcing some Christian Coptics to pay a tax because “conquered non-Muslims historically had to pay their Islamic overlords with willing submission while feeling subdued to safeguard their existence.”

It should be noted that the US has recently supported both Syrian rebels and the Muslim Brotherhood.

I despise militant Christians who’ve killed abortion doctors, Rev. Terry Jones who was to burn 200 Korans, Uganda Christians who passed laws to execute homosexuals “according to the Bible,” and the Westboro Baptist Church which pickets Vets’ funerals because of the military’s stance on gay rights.

Arguing about religion is like saying, “My imaginary friend can beat up your imaginary friend.” And every religious nut thinks he’s got a Disneyland E-ticket to his special little slice of heaven.  For the rest of us, the quicker they cash in those tickets, the happier we will be.

The Mideast In A Nutshell

Wednesday, September 11th, 2013

She had a wicked left hook!

It’s rarely a good idea to tell a woman what to wear. In Iran, Muslim morality police mix with everyday people demanding they dress in accordance to Islamic law. Religious clerics (all men) tell women in public if they’re not dressed “properly.”

Cleric Hojatoleslam Ali Beheshti saw a woman whom he did not think was dressed modestly enough and told her to “cover up.”  She told him to cover his eyes – a heavy insult to a cleric. Beheshti again told the woman to cover up and stop being disrespectful to him.

That’s when she floored him with a surprise punch.

After he was flattened, she proceeded to kick and scream at him until she was dragged away by shocked spectators. Beheshti was in the hospital for three days but will not press charges.  That’s probably a good idea because if the woman was  in a police lineup wearing a burka, she’d be pretty tough to pick out.