Archive for September 7th, 2013

Just Don’t Call Her A Cat

Saturday, September 7th, 2013

‘Tuesday the Cat’ told me she would now like to be known as a Feline-American.

Well I Feel Better Now

Saturday, September 7th, 2013

Last night, National Security Adviser Susan “Benghazi Bullshit” Rice tweeted an inspirational quote from former NSA Steve Hadley:

“I believe the only way we’re going to get a good outcome is if the President uses military force in Syria.”

Hadley was National Security Advisor to President George W. Bush and one of the chief military strategists for the Iraqi and Afghanistan Wars. He’s been called the “Edsel” of US foreign policy.

Worst Honeymoon Ever!

Saturday, September 7th, 2013

- 🙂 🙂 🙂 The Hitlers 🙂 🙂 🙂 -

No one ever said she was overly-intelligent – but Eva Braun was a pretty, fun-loving, photographer’s assistant and the loyal lover of Adolf Hitler. Her life long dream was to marry him but Hitler claimed if he married, he would “crush the dreams of millions of German girls.” Right.  He also didn’t like Eva’s smoking, dancing, and nude sunbathing.  However, like all new lovebirds, they worked things out

In April 1945, Braun, 33, traveled to Hitler’s bunker in Berlin. Shortly after midnight on the 29th, Eva got her wish. They were married in a small civil ceremony as the Red Army rained a storm of bombs on the city.  When she signed the marriage certificate, Eva started to write her last name ‘Braun’ but quickly crossed it out and wrote ‘Hitler.’

Early that morning, the Hitlers hosted a wedding breakfast for their immediate inner circle of staff and friends and said their farewells.  Within an hour, they both killed themselves. Hitler with a gunshot to the head – Eva with a cyanide capsule.

Their marriage lasted less than one day.

Eva Braun’s Home Movies are here.

- 🙂 Nude Eva and her umbrella 🙂 -