Archive for August 14th, 2013

Any Sooner And It Would’ve Been A 3-Some

Wednesday, August 14th, 2013

Poster in teeny-bop talk.

FIRST RESPONSE® Early Result Pregnancy Test can now tell a girl if she’s pregnant 6-days before her period. This is one day sooner than any other home pregnancy testing device.  Of course the couple should have abstained from intercourse, used birth control, or Plan B BEFORE there was a chance for an unwanted pregnancy – but some people are stupid, ignorant, or in denial.  These are exactly the people who should NOT have children.

Each kit should contain 2-free guest tickets for the Maury Povitch Show.