Archive for May 28th, 2013

The Barbie Frustration Complex

Tuesday, May 28th, 2013


Don’t Ever Break Up With Lily Allen

Tuesday, May 28th, 2013

“Not Big”
Now listen I think you and me have come to the end of our time,
What do you want some kind of reaction?
Well, OK, that’s fine,
Alright, how would it make you feel if I said you never made me cum?
In the year and a half that we spent together,
Yeah, I never really had much fun.

All those times that I said I was sober,
Well I’m afraid I lied,
I’d be lying next to you, you next to me,
All the while I was high as a kite.
I could see it in your face as you break it to me gentle,
Yeah, you really must think you’re great,
Let’s see how you feel in a couple of weeks,
When I work my way through your mates.

I never wanted it to end up this way,
You’ve only got yourself to blame,
I’m gonna tell the world you’re rubbish in bed now
And that you’re small in the game.

I saw you thought this was gonna be easy,
Well, you’re out of luck.
Yeah, let’s rewind, let’s turn back time to when you couldn’t get it up,
You know what it should’ve ended there,
That’s when I should’ve shown you the door.
As if that weren’t enough to deal with,
You became premature.

I’m sorry if you feel that I’m being kinda mental,
But you left me in such a state.
But now I’m gonna do what you did to me,
Gonna reciprocate.


Where In The Constitution Does It Say …

Tuesday, May 28th, 2013

"America's ready to fight with you Muslix!"

… that a war-loving, pot-bellied, short-tempered, US Senator can go to another war-torn Mideast sovereign nation and stick America’s nose into the conflict? What happened to the President and Secretary of State?

Are the Syrians attacking our country?  Are they dropping bombs over Kansas towns or shooting at our ships? Do we know a good Muslim from a bad one – and for our sakes, what the hell’s the difference anyway?

Senator John McCain (R-Arizona) never met a war he didn’t like. He visited Libya before we jumped into that conflict and has given undying support to the wars in Iraq and Afghanistan.  He was overly bellicose on Iran developing a nuclear weapon, North Korea shooting a few into the sea, and pushing us to choose the wrong side in Egypt.

A U.S. Senate panel, with McCain leading the charge, voted to send weapons to rebels fighting the Syrian government. The Pentagon isn’t so sure.  It fear’s Syria has the ability to shoot down enemy aircraft with surface-to-air missiles, particularly in a sustained campaign.  Exactly what would we do then?

Americans are tired of these Mideast Muslim wars which have been going on for thousands of years without us.  They’ll continue to go on after we leave – just like Iraq and Afghanistan. The only big difference is another round of American body bags and $Trillions of dollars wasted.  McCain can’t see it though.  When you’re a hammer, everything looks like a nail.