Archive for May 23rd, 2013

As Obama Drones On Tonight …

Thursday, May 23rd, 2013

I doubt he’ll talk much about the innocent civilian casualties of drones. He’ll say the drone attacks are legal and necessary for our defense against terrorism – and now he’s going to limit them.  If they really are necessary, why in the world would he limit them?

Drone attacks in far off lands are not necessary for America’s defense. The main fact to consider is the United States breeds terrorism every time we intervene in other countries’ civil wars.

If you torture yourself to listen to the horseshit tonight (oh wait – ‘torture’ was Bush and Cheney) – – – if you force yourself to listen tonight, please remember these simple facts:

• We bombed Afghanistan’s Taliban government in 2002 to retaliate for their support of al-Quaida’s terrorist attack on the World Trade Center on 9/11.  That government was crushed after a few short weeks.  Personally, I think our retaliation was absolutely justified.  But why are we STILL there 11-years later?

• After calling the wars “stupid” and campaigning against them in 2008,  Obama continued the same failed Bush policies when he was elected President.  In fact, he double-downed on our “stupid” commitment in Afghanistan.

Obama can no longer run for President – he’s now just trying to secure his place in history as a “good” President. He will do that only over the dead bodies of his civilian drone victims.

Let’s Give Dr. Joyce Elders A Hand

Thursday, May 23rd, 2013

Not all tissues are used for nose and ear products.

I hope you’re doing your part to celebrate National Masturbation Month which comes to an end next week. No other issue even comes close to the worldwide shame and silence of masturbation.  Virtually every real religion – and most of the pretend ones – harshly condemn this sexual activity which is practiced by 94% of people (while the other 6% lie.)

In 1995, US Surgeon General Joyce Elders bravely suggested that masturbation could have a place in sex education as a better choice than riskier sexual practices such as intercourse.  Religious and conservative fanatics burst into a raging, critical fireball dooming Elders’ common sense, alternative suggestion – and Elders herself.  President Bill Clinton who by his actions, seemed to prefer more adventurist sexual encounters, immediately fired her.

To protest Elder’s dismissal, a pioneering, adult sex group, “Good Vibrations,” organized a national movement to designate May as a time to celebrate happy endings.  Virtually every person in the world is a past, present, or future member of the group – whether they know it or not.

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