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A One Trek Mind

Wednesday, May 15th, 2013

Do you ever look across a crowded room and see a potential lover making a subtle hand gesture to you? Does she just have a cramp in her her hand – or are her fingers becoming more rigid and tingling?  And when she takes a deep breath and slightly opens her mouth in your direction, do you know what to do? What if you rush over to her and she screams “Police! Police!”?

Uh-oh, Trekkie.  Now explain to the nice officer what you thought the woman was trying to tell you with her fingers.  As he looks at you with growing contempt and disgust, just remember, it didn’t have to be like this.  You could have gone to the TrekkieDateSite and found many creeps just like you.