Archive for April, 2013

RightWing Wacko-s LIE (Again)

Sunday, April 28th, 2013

To get myself going in the morning, I drink a glass or two of iced tea. If that doesn’t wake me up, I click on different political blogs and read the rants of RightWing wacko-s.  That REALLY wakes me up! Since the tragedy of the Boston Marathon bombing, I’ve read a steady stream of lying horseshit about Muslims.  The biggest lie?

You never hear Muslims denouncing Muslim terrorism.

This absolute lie feeds into their paranoid delusion that Muslims want to destroy America because of our values.  Of course, radical jihad terrorists – less than 1/100th of 1% of Muslims – hate the US not because of our values – but because we’re trying to undermine their efforts to take over Muslim countries like Iraq and Afghanistan, Libya, Egypt, and Syria. They’ve been killing each other for centuries – why should the Christian US interfere – except to make money?

Here’s a link that shows literally 1000’s of Muslim posts denouncing the Boston bombing and terrorism in general. Right wing extremists know all this but their agenda includes lying to you.

Some readers will whine that I always defend Muslims.  The truth? Islam, Judaism, Christianity, and the rest are all pretty much the same to me – they’re ALL baloney.  Supporting one over the other is saying “My imaginary friend can beat up your imaginary friend.”

Coming In For a . . .

Saturday, April 27th, 2013

“The Landing Strip” (top row – second from left)

It’s true – you can find just about anything on the internet. There are any number of sites which show women how to trim or shave their pubic hair.

One has a different twist on the idea and an unfortunate name:  “Guess Her Muff”.  The idea is women (or their lovers) send in 2 pictures – one in their regular clothes and one naked to show how she’s chosen to trim her “area”.  The idea is to guess which “style” she prefers.  There’s no mention of any prize for correct answers.  Unfortunately there is also a “rating system” – not a site specializing in higher male consciousness.

(Warning: Some entries contain graphic sexual images.)

Who’s Got The Balls To Play?

Thursday, April 25th, 2013

IRAQ: Mission Accomplished

Wednesday, April 24th, 2013

“BAGHDAD – April 24, 2013 (AP) — With Sunni gunmen beginning to confront the Shiite-led government’s security forces head-on in northern and western Iraq, fears are growing fast of a return to full-scale sectarian fighting that could plunge the country into a broader battle merged with the Syrian civil war across the border.”

Thank you again American flag-wavers for getting the United States into the profitable Iraq and Afghanistan wars.  Those of us in the Military-Industrial Complex appreciate your sacrifices and look forward to your anticipated interventionism in Syria.

The 72 Virgins Will Just Have To Wait

Wednesday, April 24th, 2013

Dzhokhar Tsarnaev, 19, the living Boston bomber, was charged with using a weapon of mass destruction and other counts that could bring him the death penalty.  That’s the good news.  Some radical Muslim Jihadists believe in a literal reading of the Koran.  They interpret the text as martyrs for Allah will be given untold wealth and 72-virgins upon arrival in heaven – or some such horseshit.

The alternative to execution – life without the possibility of parole – is the far-worse bad news.  As a Federal prisoner, Tsarnaev would probably get placed in Florence, Colorado at SuperMax – the maximum-security Federal prison.  SuperMax has been challenged in court by Amnesty International among others for cruel and inhumane punishment.

Each prisoner at SuperMax is in solitary confinement – forever.   A small black and white TV is about the only privilege they can earn – often after years of incarceration.  They are locked down 23 out of 24-hours per day.  Their 1-hour exercise period is in an enclosed, windowless corridor – alone – where they are not allowed balls or any other recreational toy.  Many will never see the sun nor the moon for the rest of their lives.

At SuperMax the prisoners do not interact with guards nor ever see another prisoner. No talking is allowed.  Food is pushed through slots and reading material is severely limited. They are allowed four family or lawyer non-contact visits per month but few are used because of the prison’s isolation.  If a prisoner becomes insane, he never gets a free pass to a mental institution and suicide is not an option.

Tsarnaev is quite young so there’s a good chance he’ll spend over 50-years living this bleak existence.  I’m not saying this is good or bad.  I am saying I personally would plead for the death penalty.

Listening In On Paris And Lindsay

Tuesday, April 23rd, 2013

Earth Day My Ass

Monday, April 22nd, 2013

Rainforest? Pave it - make it a parking lot!

My liberal friends hate it when I say I really don’t give a damn about Earth Day.  The roots of my apathy go back over 40-years.

In 1970, the Anti-Vietnam War movement began to lose momentum. People were discouraged because that “winless” war continued despite our best protests. And then came Earth Day – and everyone had a NEW CA– USE – Environmentalism. The trendies quickly embraced goals which were ridiculously futuristic and too easy. After all, who was “for” pollution and against the earth? We anti-war demonstrators were booed, gassed, clubbed, arrested, and beaten. We were called commies and traitors.

No one spit on or hated tree-hugging, dolphin-kissing, dirt-worshipping earth lovers. As a cause, environmentalism was as good and clean as it got.  Worse? It reverently centered on the Future! Our Future.  Our Kids’ Future.  Our Planet’s Future. Ah, the Future – 100 years, 500 years, 10- centuries from now – alla God’s chillens gonna have clean air, pretty trees, and snail darting fish – in the Future.

The only problem is what about NOW?! Right now we have piles of bodies from the ravages of wars, hunger, disease, poverty and national disasters. How green will they be in 500 years? Shall we put them in blue recycling boxes or just dump them in the landfills of history?

Automobiles saved the world from streets full of horseshit – but protesting their fumes now fills the streets with future-nostalgic bullshit.

Look Directly Into The Monitor

Sunday, April 21st, 2013


Feeling Old

Sunday, April 21st, 2013

I got on the bus the other day to see my friend Joseph for a haircut. While paying my fare, I saw a pretty, young (and pretty young) woman in one of the front seats.  I’d guess she was about 1/2 my age.

As I started walking down the aisle, I gave her one of my patented, “Gosh-you’re-pretty – but-I’m-harmless” smiles.

What did she do?


I felt like I was about to fall down and break a hip ……

A Little Light In The Loafers

Saturday, April 20th, 2013

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