Archive for March 16th, 2013

Don’t Even Wash Your Hands. Just Leave.

Saturday, March 16th, 2013

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Oh Shut Up And Show Us Your Tits

Saturday, March 16th, 2013
Sarah Palin at a conservative rally yesterday.

 

“Mr. President, step away from your

teleprompter and do your job!” she read from

her teleprompter.  Sarah’s on the right.

A New Idea: Defending America

Saturday, March 16th, 2013


I’m glad the US is strengthening our missile defense shield on the Pacific coast in response to North Korea’s nuclear threats. I know there are going to be favors, waste, and fraud with the construction but at least it will have some benefits for the American people.

I also hope it’s a sane step towards a more realistic foreign policy.  The United States no longer controls the world as it did for a few minutes in the ’50’s.  Believe it or not, we can’t determine who will develop nuclear weapons – whether we like it or not. Iran and North Korea are the best current examples.

We must stop the idea of ‘nation-building’ and fighting unwinnable wars.  We don’t have to choose sides in every civil war – like Libya, Iraq, Afghanistan, Egypt, and Syria – because we don’t help anyway.  Examples?  Libya, Iraq, Afghanistan, Egypt, and Syria. It’s time to let everyone fight it out among themselves.

The minute America chooses sides in these conflicts, we become the immediate enemy of all the other sides.

Erin Go Blah

Saturday, March 16th, 2013

Why is St. Patrick looking down? More snakes?

I can’t imagine anyone taking pride in something they didn’t accomplish themselves. Your ancestry is just an accident of birth and has little to do with who you are today. Proud to be Irish, Italian, Puerto Rican, American, or anything else – just doesn’t make sense to me.

So what are we celebrating today? Irish pride? Corned beef and cabbage? Potatoes before Atkins? (no wonder these people drink so much – their food sucks) Of course the Irish were discriminated against when they first came to America.  So was everyone else except the Pilgrims. And Indians have stories that’ll tear your heart out. But really, who cares?

So we gave the Irish some green stripes down the road, parades, and a 1-day license to be raging drunks . The Italians got  Columbus Day and the Indians got casinos and no tax on cigarettes. The Blacks got Kwanzaa and the Jews got the whole garment district in New York. Everyone gets something – this is America – be happy. And if you can’t be happy with what you get, at least be thankful you don’t get what you deserve.