Archive for February 10th, 2013

Why People Don’t Like Republicans

Sunday, February 10th, 2013

Senator Asshat, Lindsay Graham

I like Republicans as much as I like Democrats which is not at all. But Republicans annoy me more because of their constant whining.  Most Americans see that as partisan sniveling by the party which lost the last election – and we don’t like sore losers.

Republican Senator Graham said he plans to delay Obama’s nominees for the Pentagon and CIA by putting a “hold” on the nominations.  A “hold” is a slimy procedural tactic that stops the Congress voting for – or against – the nominees.  Graham said he’s going to keep these votes back until Obama gives him more information about last September’s attack in Benghazi, Libya.

Traditionally, with rare exceptions, Congress has approved cabinet choices and has NOT used the process to grill a President.  Hell – Obama won the election, let him work with whom he chooses.

On Tuesday Obama will look all presidential making his State of the Union speech – and Republicans will look like bratty little kids who throw tantrums.

Another Reason Not To Watch

Sunday, February 10th, 2013

J-Lo, low, low

No T&A at the Grammys this year. CBS’ Standards and Practices department asked all the music stars to cover up for the awards show which the network will air Sunday night.

The memo requested the talent to be sure their “buttocks and female breasts are adequately covered.” “Thong type costumes” and “bare sides or under curvature of the breasts” are listed as “problematic.” The memo also advises against “bare fleshy under curves of the buttocks and buttock crack” and sheer,  see-through clothing. Genitals must also be covered “so that there is no visible ‘puffy’ bare skin exposure.” Right.  Look for a lot of rebellion on this one.

Heat-beat teats.

On Grammy night, no music diva should wear the ‘Intimacy 2.0’ dress, designed by Daan Roosegaarde.  The dress combines technology and sex with fashion design.  It’s made of a high-tech, opaque fabric which becomes transparent when the wearer gets aroused and her heartbeat increases.  Of course no one knows how the dress can tell the difference between a sexy dinner partner and running for a cab.

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