Archive for December 20th, 2012

Well … If It’s For Health …

Thursday, December 20th, 2012

 

"You want me to help you AGAIN?"

Guys, remember when you made out with your high school honey a few times and what came next? (Well, maybe before a few times if she went to Catholic School.) Possibly – she might let you touch her boobs a little. Of course, this was only a mental victory because all the  physical sensations were on her side of the bra. Second base was a looong way from “home.”

Now it seems there’s more to it than that.  Boys are physically helping those young breathy, budding beauties – despite their reluctance.

The American Society for Cell Biology has research showing that squeezing breasts could prevent malignant breast cells from causing cancer. Experiments found that physical pressure led cells back to normal growth patterns and even after compression, some malignant cells stopped growing. In other words, boob massage is good for women whether it’s performed by her boyfriend in the back seat of a car – or by herself.

I have an idea to help start spreading the word.  Since most  movies are made for teenagers, this Public Service Announcement should appear before each film:

Girls: please ask your boyfriends to gently massage your breasts long and often.

This may help prevent breast cancer.

Remember, the health of your breasts is in their  hands.